[Joke] Another Blonde Joke ..

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This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop.

His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks if he can handle it.

The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees.

A few minutes later a white woman walks in and asks, "How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, they are the same price.

" She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?"

He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He: "$35 for the white one also, they are the same price."

She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"

He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $150." She thinks for a moment and answers,

"I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?"

The salesman responded, "I think I did pretty good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $150!"

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