You know you've been on Neowin too long when...

[iCe_2x]

when the apple of your eyes turn into a neowin logo...

ahahhahahah

[altezza Veteran]

...when you raise Neowin flag in the flagpole infront of your house by singing Neowin anthem

(oh wait! Neowin anthem, what is it like? :D :D )

[obiwong]

u know u've been on neowin for too long when...

...u start to wonder how much time to book off work so u can make it to Mr. and Mrs. l33t mover's wedding :laugh:

...u'r out with your friends and u start comparing cell phones and u think "omg, not another 'post your' thread"

...u'r out with your friends and someone says something useless and u think "wonder how long till a mod locks this thread"

...u'r in calc class and your friend asks for help with his english essay and u think "how long till this thread will me moved"

...u see a girl at a club and u wonder if u should PM her rite then or start a thread on how to ask her out when u get home

[altezza Veteran]

u know u've been on neowin for too long when...

...u start to wonder how much time to book off work so u can make it to Mr. and Mrs. l33t mover's wedding  :laugh:

...u'r out with your friends and u start comparing cell phones and u think "omg, not another 'post your' thread"

...u'r out with your friends and someone says something useless and u think "wonder how long till a mod locks this thread"

...u'r in calc class and your friend asks for help with his english essay and u think "how long till this thread will me moved"

...u see a girl at a club and u wonder if u should PM her rite then or start a thread on how to ask her out when u get home

Nice ones! :laugh:

Hehe...Mr and Mrs. l33t mover :D :D :D

Sure to attend their wedding (j/k) :D :D

...when you were asked to write essay script and you ended up writing Samurize script

...when you named your newborn son Keldyn or Cara if it's a girl (just j/k) or just Neowin for either of them :D

...when you named your newborn baby based on popular Neowin members nickname like Neobond, Redmak, Toxikk, Aco, etc :D :D

...when your home address in White Pages listed as "www.neowin.net"

...when your car registration plate reads "NEOWIN"

...counting how many times your gf or bf called you, you put a star each time he/she call you

[xpablo]

Your still deciding on that perfect wedding gift for Keldyn and Cara.

You fear Keldyn's avtar. :cry:

[oldmate15]

when... every time you go to say 'internet' you say neowin.

[Blodia]

when you take a snapshot of the main page and set it as wallpaper. obsession, im not there, and hopefully i'll never will be. :p

[sphere]

...the last thing you do at night is check neowin

...your friends mainly consist of nw members

...you ask nw questions about your life instead of your parents

...you hold off from going to the toilet just to read a few more posts

...you wake up and think "wonder if anyone's replied to my thread"

...you get up early to spend more time in the morning on neowin

...you can navigate around neowin blind-folded

...the majority of your 3gb limit is used by browsing neowin

[JnCoKiLLa]

,Apr 3 2003, 10:32] you know you've been on neowin for too long when you remember when keldyn was not a mod

Wow I know i've on Neowin for to long now

[deimos]

:woot: .... you say "woot" to your gf.

hahaha! :D

[Sn00pY]

when ever you wake up and check neowin...whenever you go to sleep you check neowin...hell whenever you use WAP on your cell you check Neowin!!!

or when a teacher asks you a question and your like "ahh wheres the Quick Reply Box!!"

CRAZY!!!

[carpetmankent]

You call your cats neo and win...

[kjordan2001]

you can make your eyebrows come off your head when you do a face like :woot:

you can make zz's come over your head when you're asleep :sleep: (Don't get any ideas of going off and sleeping though mods ;) )

[JnCoKiLLa]

World Wide Web = Neowin In your head nothing else

[Avada]

When you start seeing another member...and then having to explain to your family and friends that neowin is NOT a dirty chat room... :shifty: :wub:

[Toxikk Veteran]

:ninja: :shifty:

muahahahhaaaaa

its not dirty. :happy:

[fdiaz2day]

You know you've been on Neowin too long when...You don't notice your post count.

[BxBoy]

.. when you legally changed your name to Neowin.

[aaron901]

... when you got off your chair and fainted. (that happened to me quite a few times..) :cry:

[cannhawk]

seeing Neowin forum in your sleep and try to reply to them :D

[Nautica]

When you forget to eat in the morning before school/work because you were "just checking" neowin first thing in the morning :s

[Ravager]

When you're able to pull faces like these in real-life: :blink: :cry: :devil:

[BGEstrada]

...when you know keyboard commands like ALT+D and CTRL+ENTER

[BxBoy]

... when Unprofessional Journalism looks better

[Arnaudt]

...When you tell your girlfriend "stop with the quick replying ... let's go advanced!"