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u know u've been on neowin for too long when...

...u start to wonder how much time to book off work so u can make it to Mr. and Mrs. l33t mover's wedding :laugh:

...u'r out with your friends and u start comparing cell phones and u think "omg, not another 'post your' thread"

...u'r out with your friends and someone says something useless and u think "wonder how long till a mod locks this thread"

...u'r in calc class and your friend asks for help with his english essay and u think "how long till this thread will me moved"

...u see a girl at a club and u wonder if u should PM her rite then or start a thread on how to ask her out when u get home

u know u've been on neowin for too long when...

...u start to wonder how much time to book off work so u can make it to Mr. and Mrs. l33t mover's wedding  :laugh:

...u'r out with your friends and u start comparing cell phones and u think "omg, not another 'post your' thread"

...u'r out with your friends and someone says something useless and u think "wonder how long till a mod locks this thread"

...u'r in calc class and your friend asks for help with his english essay and u think "how long till this thread will me moved"

...u see a girl at a club and u wonder if u should PM her rite then or start a thread on how to ask her out when u get home

Nice ones! :laugh:

Hehe...Mr and Mrs. l33t mover :D :D :D

Sure to attend their wedding (j/k) :D :D

...when you were asked to write essay script and you ended up writing Samurize script

...when you named your newborn son Keldyn or Cara if it's a girl (just j/k) or just Neowin for either of them :D

...when you named your newborn baby based on popular Neowin members nickname like Neobond, Redmak, Toxikk, Aco, etc :D :D

...when your home address in White Pages listed as "www.neowin.net"

...when your car registration plate reads "NEOWIN"

...counting how many times your gf or bf called you, you put a star each time he/she call you

...the last thing you do at night is check neowin

...your friends mainly consist of nw members

...you ask nw questions about your life instead of your parents

...you hold off from going to the toilet just to read a few more posts

...you wake up and think "wonder if anyone's replied to my thread"

...you get up early to spend more time in the morning on neowin

...you can navigate around neowin blind-folded

...the majority of your 3gb limit is used by browsing neowin

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