You know you've been on Neowin too long when...

[configure Veteran]

That reminds me of a good one.

When you insist on using the PM feature to speak to friends despite the more obvious merits of Instant Messaging. LOL

I'm guilty of this... :blush:

Oh yes you are keldy! :pinch:

[mick0142]

when your drunken phone calls at 6am lead you into talking to a slovakian 15 year old who you "met" on neowin and are now friends with... his mom said if i was ever in the area i could crash there... i live in the US... haha

[spearman]

you get carpal tunnel syndrome

[mick0142]

work productivity is at about 25% of what it would be without neowin...

you have missed class because of a good thread...

you remember when on screen sats first came out in peoples desktops

[Keldyn]

Oh yes you are keldy! :pinch:

lmao! See? Sorry :blush:

[sphere]

...when you get tired of Keldyn's jokes :p

[configure Veteran]

...when you get tired of Keldyn's jokes

Ohh... he's not getting off this easy for all the Private Messages that I have sent :p

[mick0142]

you had to remap your keyboard settings to that F6 is refresh because F5 seems to be broken

[Neztea]

When you realize that your stark naked while checking Neowin.net........

When you come to the conclusion that "is neowin right for you?"

When people ask what you do for a living and you just blantly say "NEOWIN"

Or you do emotions in real life.... :no: :yes: :unsure:

When you start to Hail Neowin.net as the "Savior to all of Man kind"

[BxBoy]

... when you see neowin in the dictionary

[Guest Ryan]

...the admins decide to promote me of all people to mod status.

[OrangesOfCourse]

...you have a nice face tan (or sun burned) because of the monitor radiation.. :p

...you install a pc behind your bed just so you can browse neowin while you are having sex :rofl:

**changed second one a bit... proper english now**

[sphere]

...you install a pc behind your bed so when you are having sex you can browse neowin :rofl:

lol

...you attend Neowinians annonymous each week.

[OrangesOfCourse]

...you run out of threads to reply to. :p :D

[Keldyn]

you sign all your reports with

Keldyn

Forum Super Moderator for Neowin.net :blink:

[OrangesOfCourse]

lol Keldyn..

...you do something wrong and are worried Keldyn will ban you :p

[+Warwagon MVC]

after you get done firing a missle .. you look in at it.. and think "doesn't that look like an N"? :whistle:

[ahodes1]

Come to think of it I remember Keldyn designing a little wallpaper for me a long while back :p I probably still have it somewhere (i dunno where)... now he's just a lowly moderator ;) Gotta say though Neowin has sure changed a lot since I first came (and no that's not necissarily a bad thing) some completely random things I remember (with no explanations, just random things!): Neowin before Hosttyme, the old theme, when Tingle was still around, scoobie, faction, moretensenj (if i recall correctly he made a big stink about how we deserved what we got on 9/11), when Neobond used his real name around the site... ah the memories :p

And I just had the sudden urge to type this... I hope its not a sign of addiction :/

Keldyn

Forum Super Moderator for Neowin.net :blink:

[Keldyn]

LOL! (Y)

I still remember ahodes. You told me you were looking for something "spacey" like the Milky Way Galaxy. Actually, i think that is what i called the wallpaper. "Milky Way". Glad you liked it. It took me long enough to make... lol

[Spyder Veteran]

,Apr 3 2003, 10:32] you know you've been on neowin for too long when you remember when keldyn was not a mod

my god i remember that.. how time flies eh keldy? ;)

[someware]

You know when you've been on neowin too long, when you have as many posts as keldyn :?)

[Keldyn]

my god i remember that.. how time flies eh keldy? ;)

Yeah. Actually I can't believe it was only a year ago. Seems much longer.

[Fil]

...when your samurize script includes World News, Neowin News, Neowins Latest Forum Posts.

...when you have to stop lurking and post once a while so that people remember who you are.

...when you think you've lurked for so long that people will look at the joined date, compare it with the post count, and cast you off.

...when people who joined only a month ago have a higher post count that you already and you're damn embarrased!

...when you feel really depressed and lonely, with nothing to do, because Neowin is down.

...when you start wishing for the day Neowin lets you donate your hard earned cash!

...when you remember the weeks when Keldyn (I think it was Keldyn anyway) disappeared from the site for a few weeks and absolute panic broke out in the community - we were all worried!

...when your member number is in the hundreds (Only just mind you!)

[.KICK]

when you've just read the last 10 pages of this thread :rofl:

sigh, i am so bored today

[cesardrgn]

lol... yeap.