Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph


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FTFY

^ I think that was meant as F- that, F- you. :huh:

The same reasons he tells Jews not to eat pork, while Catholics can eat pork, but not masturbate. :unsure:

God told me to avoid pork & masturbate often. :p

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I can't tell whether this is a joke or not.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i would ask him nicely to do it himself. he's god afterall, what kind of a god cannot take a lady off the road?

maybe he would answer me that he asked me this to prove me that i am insane, who knows.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I think I'd have a little less respect for God if he asked me to do something as stupid as that.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i'd tell him to keep it down i'm driving ^_^

Thats where I was going with it, sorry I suppose my generalizations and sarcasm wasn't as obvious. lol

haha i was at work when i read your response guess i was to tired to detect the sarcasm :p

:woot: Or maybe it's the deevil :devil:

It was not the Devil.. But the Super Devil. It is said to be at least 6 inches taller than the normal devil, he rides a flying motorcycle and has a jar of marmalade that forces people to commit adultery. And Other random Shenanigans!

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