Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph


Recommended Posts

FTFY

^ I think that was meant as F- that, F- you. :huh:

The same reasons he tells Jews not to eat pork, while Catholics can eat pork, but not masturbate. :unsure:

God told me to avoid pork & masturbate often. :p

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I can't tell whether this is a joke or not.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i would ask him nicely to do it himself. he's god afterall, what kind of a god cannot take a lady off the road?

maybe he would answer me that he asked me this to prove me that i am insane, who knows.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I think I'd have a little less respect for God if he asked me to do something as stupid as that.

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i'd tell him to keep it down i'm driving ^_^

Thats where I was going with it, sorry I suppose my generalizations and sarcasm wasn't as obvious. lol

haha i was at work when i read your response guess i was to tired to detect the sarcasm :p

:woot: Or maybe it's the deevil :devil:

It was not the Devil.. But the Super Devil. It is said to be at least 6 inches taller than the normal devil, he rides a flying motorcycle and has a jar of marmalade that forces people to commit adultery. And Other random Shenanigans!

This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Posts

    • Microsoft's fast coding model MAI-Code-1-Flash comes to Copilot Business and Enterprise by Karthik Mudaliar Microsoft’s recently announced MAI-Code-1-Flash model is now generally available to GitHub Copilot Business and Copilot Enterprise customers. With this support, organizations can have more centralized policy controls and billing while finally being able to use Microsoft’s lightweight, first-party coding model. According to GitHub’s announcement, Business and Enterprise plan administrators must enable the MAI-Code-1-Flash policy in Copilot settings before developers can access the model. Microsoft says that MAI-Code-1-Flash is for fast, iterative coding work rather than the most demanding architectural or debugging tasks. GitHub’s official model comparison page says that the model is great for "general-purpose coding and writing," while it excels at fast, accurate code completions and explanations Microsoft introduced MAI-Code-1-Flash on June 2 as part of a broader collection of internally developed MAI models. GitHub subsequently expanded support to Copilot CLI, the Copilot cloud agent, GitHub.com chat, GitHub Mobile, Visual Studio, JetBrains IDEs, Eclipse, and Xcode, but said support for managed Business and Enterprise customers was still on the way. In Microsoft’s own benchmark testing, MAI-Code-1-Flash scored 51.2% on SWE-Bench Pro, compared with 35.2% for Anthropic’s Claude Haiku 4.5. Microsoft also claimed that the model used up to 60% fewer tokens on SWE-Bench Verified. Do note that these are vendor-run results rather than independent measurements. The model is billed at provider list pricing under GitHub’s usage-based system. GitHub currently lists MAI-Code-1-Flash at $0.75 per million input tokens, $0.075 per million cached input tokens, and $4.50 per million output tokens. For organizations, the main incentive to use MAI-Code-1-Flash is likely to be efficiency rather than maximum capability. A smaller model that responds quickly and limits unnecessary output is quite useful for repetitive agent tasks at scale, especially after GitHub Copilot’s move toward usage-based billing. The "Flash" model is recommended for fast work and not necessarily for huge repositories with loads of context. It's better if teams compare their output with other larger models, especially if they're working on security-sensitive changes and complex, multi-file work.
    • yes AND no the "original" or plain/normal Optiplex 7010 won't be getting any more new firmware updates BUT the Optiplex SFF/SFF Plus {small form factor}, Micro/Micro Plus & Tower/Tower Plus 7010 editions DO get new updates such as this new one   and here are similar guides from the Dell web site for Dell systems: https://www.dell.com/support/kbdoc/en-us/000390990/secure-boot-transition-faq https://www.dell.com/support/kbdoc/en-us/000347876/microsoft-2011-secure-boot-certificate-expiration
    • AT&T has been spying on US citizens with the NSA for decades.. they just know how to keep it more under wraps.. the evil level is still there.
  • Recent Achievements

    • One Year In
      bernmeister earned a badge
      One Year In
    • Week One Done
      Scoobystu earned a badge
      Week One Done
    • Week One Done
      tuben earned a badge
      Week One Done
    • First Post
      OffsetAbs earned a badge
      First Post
    • Reacting Well
      OffsetAbs earned a badge
      Reacting Well
  • Popular Contributors

    1. 1
      +primortal
      462
    2. 2
      +Edouard
      212
    3. 3
      PsYcHoKiLLa
      158
    4. 4
      Steven P.
      71
    5. 5
      FloatingFatMan
      71
  • Tell a friend

    Love Neowin? Tell a friend!