Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph

[Berserk87]

"Man Says God Ordered Him to Ram Vehicle at 100 Mph"

God Says Mans A Lyer.

[Lee G. Veteran]

*newsflash*

god isn't real & this guy is mad

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I hope he's jailed bearing in mind he could have easily killed this woman.

[bokajinn]

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

[Hum]

FTFY

^ I think that was meant as F- that, F- you. :huh:

The same reasons he tells Jews not to eat pork, while Catholics can eat pork, but not masturbate. :unsure:

God told me to avoid pork & masturbate often. :p

[Michael1406]

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I can't tell whether this is a joke or not.

[markwolfe Veteran]

God told me to avoid pork & masturbate often. :p

:omg: TMI!

[darkz]

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i would ask him nicely to do it himself. he's god afterall, what kind of a god cannot take a lady off the road?

maybe he would answer me that he asked me this to prove me that i am insane, who knows.

[TheKindred]

thats a fictional story made up delusional people

Thats where I was going with it, sorry I suppose my generalizations and sarcasm wasn't as obvious. lol

[Astra.Xtreme]

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

I think I'd have a little less respect for God if he asked me to do something as stupid as that.

[DDStriker]

Put yourself in his shoes for a second (including beliving what he belives)... if god asked you to ram a lady at 100 mph, I bet you would do it to. Would you disobey god? That would be the ultimate sin wouldn't it?

i'd tell him to keep it down i'm driving ^_^

Thats where I was going with it, sorry I suppose my generalizations and sarcasm wasn't as obvious. lol

haha i was at work when i read your response guess i was to tired to detect the sarcasm :p

[PricklyPoo]

Maybe he did, who are we to judge what god tells people?

[shakey_snake]

God told me to un-ban macfanboy.

[Al-Mann]

I wouldn't doubt this as being true. Most people here in San Antonio can't drive worth a crap anyways...

[Dc'1]

Did anybody else notice that God is always telling people to do bad and illegal things ;)

[darkz]

Did anybody else notice that God is always telling people to do bad and illegal things ;)

or simply things that are outlawed by people why play god :)

[Jason S. Global Moderator]

i guess insurance wont cover either side b/c it was an act of God :laugh:

[Rudy]

The same reasons he tells Jews not to eat pork, while Catholics can eat pork, but not masturbate. :unsure:

+1 hahah

[Hum]

Did anybody else notice that God is always telling people to do bad and illegal things ;)

:woot: Or maybe it's the deevil :devil:

[capr]

this is soo funny... i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

[Lezard]

:woot: Or maybe it's the deevil :devil:

It was not the Devil.. But the Super Devil. It is said to be at least 6 inches taller than the normal devil, he rides a flying motorcycle and has a jar of marmalade that forces people to commit adultery. And Other random Shenanigans!

[Kirkburn]

:woot: Or maybe it's the deevil :devil:

Interesting point actually... who can ever say if it's god or the devil, unless via their own judgement. Kinda buggers up the idea that morality isn't inherent in humans :p