[Joke] Lucky Russian ..

[tajul]

A Russian guy was walking down the street when he came across a bottle of vodka.

He picked it up, opened it and a genie came out and said, "You are my master.

You now have one wish." The Russian man said, "I would like to p**s vodka."

When the he got home he told his wife to get two glasses.

She brought them and asked what they'd be drinking.

He told her he could p**s vodka, and of course she didn't believe him.

So he p**sed in the glasses, she smelled one, and said, "It smells like vodka!"

Then they drank some and couldn't believe it, but it tasted like vodka too! Indeed,

it was the best vodka they'd ever had.

So the next night the Russian guy came home tired and told his wife to get one glass.

She asked him, "Why only one glass?"

"Because tonight," he said, "you're drinking from the bottle!"

;)

[joeblogg]

sorry i don't really get that. :blink:

[Pupik]

sorry i don't really get that. :blink:

p**s = PlSS. Husband going to get some oral action.

[leesmithg]

sorry i don't really get that. :blink:

Like b-j!

[rocky78]

Did you think it was a joke worth postable ? i didnt get it at all.

[C++]

I got it. And I laughed.

[qdave]

some people have broken sence of humour :p good joke.

[perochan]

lol.

[CrimsonBetrayal]

I lol'd.

[WhoTheF]

lol nice. i'd forgotten this joke. a classic one! :)

[DaveAlmighty]

Did you think it was a joke worth postable ? i didnt get it at all.

Really, everyone else got it. And I even got it when I was 12. You're on your own here :)

[_neutrino Veteran]

not so good this time.

[That Guy Veteran]

Lol, good joke :) Took me a minute or two to get it

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

omg, so old LOL..

[LeviS LoVEr]

ha ha nice..

[jnelsoninjax]

LOL :laugh:

[ViZioN]

I guess my mind is corrupted. I got it straight away :p

[Krome]

It's only good if your mind is corrupted like ViZioN said. I didn't get it either until someone mention oral sex but yet I still quite don't see the funny part there.

[Dysphoria]

Good joke :)