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The people asking "why" clearly have no imagination.

It's 3 AM, you've been nailing your girlfriend for a good 2 and a half hours. She's gotten off a few times but she just isn't done and The Dark knight is nearly finished. You've got work in the morning - she's got bruch with her friends but otherwise no plans.

Hit the button, go to the can, brush your teeth, by the time you get back you're girlfriend is finished and you can go to sleep knowing you'll have a great breakfast & fresh coffee waiting for you when you get up.

Does anyone know about the famous rat(s) that pressed the pleasure button instead of the food button (until they died of hunger)? Well, that's what I'm beginning to picture as I read this thread. Replace the rat with a human and you get a similar, though less extreme, response.

you just made me remember The Big Bang theory and the rat story that Leslie tells Leonard to explain their one night stand :D

does everything have to be automatic in the future?? to be honest. i wud prefer it the old fashioned manual way!

Would that be a swift one of the wrist from Mrs Jones's 5 lovely daughters, as Chubby Brown once sang?

I think its great personally, imagine what other things they'll start inventing off the basic of micro chips into the brain :)

great fun, I could have sex, take a **** load of drugs, play games and no one would even know, other than some extremely amusing facial expressions

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