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Corrupt A Wish

This Is a new game. Im hoping that it hasn't been in neowin before, and got removed :sad:

Heres how to play. I ask for a wish. You grant it to me, but it has a twist so its a bad wish, then you ask for a wish

EXAMPLE:

User 1: I wish I had more posts than Rappy in ONE day.

User 2: Granted, but you get banned forever.

User 2: I wish Loveheart didnt get unbanned forever when he posted more posts than Rappy in one day.

And so on and so forth.

Rules : Applying the Neowin Rules aswell :

No Vulgar wishes/corruptions.

No Uncorruptable wishes.

No flaming.

I'll make the first wish :

I wish I owned neowin ^_^

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Granted , Pay the Money and you shall be or change your tittle.

I wish that this thread would end soon.

My original one was about the person not waking up early but somehow Alan posted it at the same time--

Your alarm does not work and you loose your job.

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