[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[Snowl]

Corrupt A Wish

This Is a new game. Im hoping that it hasn't been in neowin before, and got removed :sad:

Heres how to play. I ask for a wish. You grant it to me, but it has a twist so its a bad wish, then you ask for a wish

EXAMPLE:

User 1: I wish I had more posts than Rappy in ONE day.

User 2: Granted, but you get banned forever.

User 2: I wish Loveheart didnt get unbanned forever when he posted more posts than Rappy in one day.

And so on and so forth.

Rules : Applying the Neowin Rules aswell :

No Vulgar wishes/corruptions.

No Uncorruptable wishes.

No flaming.

I'll make the first wish :

I wish I owned neowin ^_^

[metal_dragen Veteran]

Granted, but you can never access the internet again for the rest of your life.

I wish I had 10 billion dollars.

[Napalm Frog]

Granted, but the cheque is digesting in you stomach.

I wish I had a fleet of personal jets.

[Keito]

Granted, but while landing you crash your most beloved personal jet into the hangar destroying everything.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Inklin]

Granted, but it turns out that she is cheating on you.

I wish i owned a macbook pro.

[Numpad]

Granted, but it has windows 3.1 installed on it.

I wish i was the strongest man in the world

[Nickcib01]

Granted, but it has windows 3.1 installed on it.

I wish i was the strongest man in the world

Granted but you are paralyzed from the waist down

I wish i had a new gaming Rig

[psybapunk]

Granted, but you can only play yahoo flash games on it.

I wish I had a better job.

[Lechio]

Granted, but you'll have this guy:

as your boss.

I wish I was the perfect athlete.

[chconline Veteran]

Granted, but you'll end up being a perfect cyberathlete :p

I wish I had a Lambo.

[Pretend]

Granted, but you'll have to build it yourself.

I wish I didn't have to pay for anything.

[Numpad]

Granted, but you'll never get anything.

I wish i had someone to walk my dogs for me

[Snowl]

Granted, but the dogs dissapear 3 days later :no:

I wish I was at CES tonight :(

[Numpad]

Granted, but you spend the whole time cleaning the toilets.

I wish i had my dogs back

[Snowl]

Granted, but they have rabies.

I wish i had 3 more wishes :(

[Numpad]

Granted, but you can only wish for the same thing 3 times.

I wish i didnt enjoy this game as much as i do lol

[Snowl]

Granted, but then you hate this game.

I wish that I was the top poster.

[Pretend]

Granted, but you'd be expected to spam without fail.

I wish I had a cinema room in my house :drool:

[Lechio]

Granted, but you can only watch Oprah shows on it.

I wish I had an Olympic swimming pool in my backyard.

[Snowl]

Granted, but it was empty.

I wish neowin had no ads.

[Numpad]

Granted, but then neowin runs and of money and shuts down forever..

I wish i didnt have to get up early tomorrow!

[alan]

granted but your bed will be made out of needles

i wish i was a subscriber on neowin

[redvamp128]

Granted , Pay the Money and you shall be or change your tittle.

I wish that this thread would end soon.

My original one was about the person not waking up early but somehow Alan posted it at the same time--

Your alarm does not work and you loose your job.

Edited January 8, 2009 by redvamp128

[Snowl]

Granted , Pay the Money and you shall be.

I wish that this thread would end soon.

Thats not a corruption!

Granted, but a bigger and better one appears!

I wish I was a news manager on neowin ;)

[alan]

granted but the earth will stand still and do nothing

i wish for more money