[Game] Corrupt A Wish

[redvamp128]

Granted, and then the banks and stock market crashed,making the value of the money worthless.

I wish for world peace.

[Snowl]

Granted but it was counterfeit

I wish for nothing.

[redvamp128]

Granted The Genie Goes Back into the bottle.. Until the next fool rubs the lamp.

I wish again this thread would end soon.

[Numpad]

Granted, but then people miss it and soon every single thread in the world is the exact same as this

I wish i will live for th next 1000 years

[Snowl]

Granted, but then people miss it and soon every single thread in the world is the exact same as this

I wish i will live for th next 1000 years

Granted, but you are in serious pain for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had the worlds most powerful supercomputer.

[Numpad]

Granted, but its password protected and you dont know what it is!

I wish i didnt just drink a can of coke then decide its time to sleep :crazy:

[Lechio]

Granted. Punches on the stomach till you throw up. :p

I wish i had chocolate cake.

[kjordan2001]

Granted. Punches on the stomach till you throw up. :p

I wish i had chocolate cake.

Granted, but you'll get diabetes.

I wish I was making out with Carmen Electra right now.

[em_te]

Granted. But, she's got herpes.

I wish the recession was over.

[Konstanov]

Granted, but since the senate seats are now open to the highest bidder Paris Hilton is the Senator of New York.

I wish for herpes so I can give it to my enemies.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

Sorry to ruin the fun, but why do you gotta rag on the rappster? (rappy)

[*RedBull*]

Granted. But, she's got herpes.

I wish the recession was over.

Granted, but it continues back almost immediately, even stronger than before like Jason or Freddie Crugger from those scary movies from the 80's before there were better CG availible for such things.

I wish Neobond were my friend and he fired all the neowin staff, and got Big Hooter chics instead. :woot:

[Roadrunna]

Granted, but it continues back almost immediately, even stronger than before like Jason or Freddie Crugger from those scary movies from the 80's before there were better CG availible for such things.

I wish Neobond were my friend and he fired all the neowin staff, and got Big Hooter chics instead. :woot:

Granted but Neobond decides he likes the chicks more than you and have you deal with the ugly ones.

(Now to be clever and maybe wish for something bad and hope the wish corrupts in a good way)

I wish my house was struck by lightning and burned down (and there was an Extreme makeover crew in the area)

[Numpad]

Granted, but as your house burnt down the extreme makeover crew rushed into the house to battle the flames.. sadly, the house collapses and kills them all... everyone blames you and you have to hide for the rest of your life

[Pretend]

^ Make a wish!!!! :p

[Ci7]

i wish i had paradise of eden :)

[Lechio]

Granted. But instead of having 80 virgin women to satisfy your needs there, you will have 80 virgin dudes who are Star Wars fans and dress and speak like the characters of the movie, Jar Jar Binks is repeated 10 times.

I wish that there was forever lasting peace in the world.

Edited January 8, 2009 by Lechio

[Rohdekill]

I wish that there was forever lasting peace in the workd.

Granted. But shutting up women won't stop wars.

I wish I had xray vision

[psybapunk]

Granted, but after a few years of using the vision on yourself too many times you come down with 34 types of cancer.

I wish my puppy wouldn't eat underwear.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but now it eats your pants

I wish my parents were dead (j/k)

[Pretend]

Granted, (sucks to be you)

I wish I had a time machine.

[spacer]

Granted, (sucks to be you)

I wish I had a time machine.

Granted, however you will get a Dalorean with no Flux Capacitor.

I wish I won the lotto.

[Lechio]

Granted. But 200 million people won it at the same time as you.

I wish I had a penthouse on the trump tower.

[Mindovermaster Global Moderator]

Granted, but you have to pay that amount on your credit card.

Granted, but you're fired!

I wish i was Hulk Hogan

[Lechio]

Granted. You will now be a 50 year old man, divorced, living on your own and without a family.

I wish I had a ferrari F1.