jnelsoninjax Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower." Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penn0r Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 I dont get it Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590474510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
That Guy Veteran Posted January 24, 2009 Veteran Share Posted January 24, 2009 Me neither :s Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590474516 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew S. Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 uhh Jon, wheres the funny? Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590475242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeston Veteran Posted January 24, 2009 Veteran Share Posted January 24, 2009 The guy was surprised that his son actually volunteered to do work like mow the lawn. When he asked for the keys to the garage the dad was expecting his son to drive the car out, not come out with the lawn mower and mow the lawn... Not that funny, but not hard to understand... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590475294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azusa Posted January 24, 2009 Share Posted January 24, 2009 lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590475348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanManIt Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I got it :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590475570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJo Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 I got it. Still not funny :/ Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590475724 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Typical but not that funny! Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/724996-joke-fainted/#findComment-590485880 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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