vip_565 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool?s TorresBy Book Monkey FIFA demand gender test for Liverpool?s Torres thumbnail Premiership footballer Fernando Torres has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football?s governing body FIFA. FIFA says it demanded the test three weeks ago amid fears he should not be able to play in the all male? Premier League. Michelle Platini, himself a suspected women, said the ?extremely complex, difficult? test results were not due for several weeks. ?It will take us a considerable amount of time to check if Mr, or Mrs, Torres does, or does not, have the male sexual reproductive organs.? ?This sort of test cannot be conducted quickly without medical specialists, there are several ways to cheat the traditional ?cup and cough? approach.? Positive Liverpool Football Club, said that they are ?completely sure? that Torres, 25, is a female but felt that she should be entitled to play in the all male league due to her popularity with team-mates Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard. A source at Liverpool said, ?Jamie and Stevie have put in hours of hard work on the training ground with Torres and were both on the verge of securing a much sought after date?. ?We would not have signed Torres if she hadn?t been so pretty. She?s so graceful, with her flowing locks and smooth skin.? ?Some our fan base is made up of heterosexual males, and posters of Torres adorn the walls of many those fans?. Withdrawal FIFA stated: ?If it is proved that Torres is female, she will be withdrawn from all FIFA competitions and matches she was involved with will be forfeited to the opposition.? The Spanish Foreign Minister, Miguel Angel Moratinos, said ?we have no issues with Torres? gender. We may be filthy racists but you can?t accuse us of sexism?. He added, ?We are however concerned that our Euro 2008 triumph might be written out of the history books because of a technicality?. Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a-dawg Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Haha major ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martyn Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I'd hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightIdea Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 felt that she should be entitled to play in the all male league due to her popularity with team-mates Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard. Hahaha, I wonder what they are getting from Fernando?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonhapimp Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 lol can't they just take a peak in the pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistaT40 Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luis Mazza Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Those guys in FIFA are getting too old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subject Delta Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 That was rather random, and amusing :laugh:, shouldn't it be in the jokes section though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoL Veteran Posted August 31, 2009 Veteran Share Posted August 31, 2009 lol wut? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom7000 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 It's amazing, yet somehow very scary just how much effort they have put in to their articles on that website! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macsen Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Why didn't The Onion Sports think of this first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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