Latest Wiimote Attachment: Baby

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Fans of hardcore child-rearing sims will no doubt find 505 Games' Wii-exclusive "Baby and Me" to be a day-one purchase this year, promising a revolutionary new peripheral in which you stick a Wiimote inside a baby.

OK, not a real baby. A baby doll, of course. But it takes doll-playing to the next level by incorporating motion control (and balance board support!) into 18 game modes designed to test even the most darling little girl's resistance to saccharine depictions of parenting.

Not only that, this hellspawn will actually cry through the Wiimote's speaker. You quiet baby down by rocking, burping and teaching him/her/it to walk. There's even a feeding exercise. I'm sensing a Wiimote breast pump attachment down the line. And way to make everything creepy, Owen ...

This is the special edition, by the way. The regular game comes with a "holster" so you can attach the Wiimote to any other implement or household pet and pretend that is the baby, I guess. Baby and Me, developed by 505 Games, releases Nov. 10. I'm sure Luke will review it when he gets back.

Source: http://kotaku.com/5394621/latest-wiimote-attachment-baby

lolwut?

[Rappy Veteran]

oh sweet gotta get me one of those :rofl:

but seriously the attachments are getting weirder :laugh:

[MR_Candyman]

sounds like a horrifying game. Anything happen if you don't play it for a while? dead baby?

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oh sweet gotta get me one of those :rofl:

but seriously the attachments are getting weirder :laugh:

We'll probably have 'Internet Sex Predator and Me' next.

[Rappy Veteran]

We'll probably have 'Internet Sex Predator and Me' next.

Pedobear Attachment?

[Fusion101]

Yeah thats just weird.

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Pedobear Attachment?

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I'm patenting it right now.

[Srugie Veteran]

:blink:

[Fred Derf Veteran]

So, um... where do you stick the Wiimote?

[Ji@nBing]

I didn't think it would get any more stupid than the bowling ball attachment, but they've managed to beat it!!

[Rappy Veteran]

So, um... where do you stick the Wiimote?

that was my next reply!

:|

[Raa]

So, um... where do you stick the Wiimote?

Do you REALLY want me to tell you?? :rofl:

Just kidding!

Sorry mate, you left that wide open :p

[Piggy]

Sorry mate, you left that wide open :p

Oh Gawd. :laugh:

[Rappy Veteran]

Do you REALLY want me to tell you?? :rofl:

Just kidding!

Sorry mate, you left that wide open :p

:rofl:!

[CentralDogma]

The regular game comes with a "holster" so you can attach the Wiimote to any other implement or household pet and pretend that is the baby, I guess.

EVERYTHING IS BABY!

[Jimmy0]

Oh dear.