[Joke] How Often Men Have Sex..

[tajul]

A famous sexologist was giving a lecture in front of a big crowd.

"There are 4 kinds of men when it comes to sex. The first kind does it every day. You can usually recognize him by his masculine body and the constant smile on his face. Do we have anyone like this in the audience?"

A man got up from the audience and he fitted the description: Big firm body with a smile on his face.

"Then there is the second kind. They have sex once a week. They also have a generally happy mood, and look pretty good, but of course not as good as the first kind. Is there any one of them here tonight?".

A second man got up, and he too fitted the description.

"The third kind do it once a month. They are chubby and usually grumpy. Anyone of them here?".

The man that raised from his chair looked exactly like the expert claimed.

"And then there is the 4th kind. They do it once a year. They usually have a big belly, but the thing that is most typical is that they are in a constant state of depression. I know it would be hard for him to admit, but if there is one of those in the audience, please rise".

A fat and short man stood up, but in contrary to the experts prediction, he looked very cheerful.

"You do it only once a year?", the expert asked.

"Yes, only once a year".

"So why are you so happy?", demanded the expert.

"Well", said the man, cheeringly, "Tonight is the night!"...

[Slimy]

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[JonathanVP]

LOL! I definitely fit the first kind!!

[buckboii]

its alright, not that funny.

[Kaidiir]

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[Klownicle]

http://www.sadtrombone.com

waste of web space....

ok joke :)

[carmatic]

:&: cuz this is the night...:&:

:&: everything is gonna be aaaaaalll riiiiiiight :&:

[Tech Star]

Made me grin. :D

[the_architect]

I smiled, wasn't that great :/

[aussiefloyd_fan]

if by hand counts... i do it twice a day hehehehehe :p :p:P:P

[digitalpressure]

Effective punchline though...:) Made me laugh :p Thanks :D

[MulletRobZ]

Good one! :laugh:

[Razorwing]

lulz.

[Sir Topham Hatt]

I laughed :D

[Growled Member]

The last one must be an old married guy. :D

[qdave]

if by hand counts... i do it twice a day hehehehehe :p :p:P:P

thats called excessive behaviour which leads to serious mental disorders according to medieval scientists :p

[Soldiers33]

lol thats a good 1. will have to pass it on.

[The_Wizard]

I lol'd :laugh:

[The Spy]

Lol yeah not too bad.

[ilovetech]

lolz

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

it was alright, wasn't :rofl: funny or anything

[pyehac]

if by hand counts... i do it twice a day hehehehehe :p :p:P:P

with the same hand???

[still1]

:D lol..........

[Petersony]

My wife and I are both 34 and have been married for 9 years. as each year goes by we have less and less sex.

We are currently at about 5-7 times a month if i'm lucky. Most times I rather jerk off to avoid missionary stile once again. My wife is very stubborn and if she does not like something

My sexy wife stories

[Volatile]

not bad