[Joke] Damn parking enforcement..

[tajul]

I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket for over-running the meter.

So I went up to him and said,

"Come on, how about giving a man a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for also having parked partially on the pavement!!

So I called him a son of a mutant pig. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes and the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn.

My car was parked around the corner...

[betacortex]

Haha that's pretty good

[Joseph B]

Did he...

Did he... Touch your penis?

[Kami-]

Lame

[Kerm]

Did the traffic officer die?

[ylcard]

Eh that's the same as joke as with the "old retired couple" that have too much fun in their lives.

It sounds better when you talk about someone else and not yourself.

[Hendrick]

Hehe, I enjoyed it.

[Udedenkz]

I loled

[IrfanL]

Good one :D

[Ridlas]

tl;dr

who died?

[Raa]

:sleep:

[MulletRobZ]

LOL! :rofl: I bet the real owner of the ticketed car wouldn't be impressed! (Y)

[still1]

loled...