[joke] Just recieved this PM

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I am not sure about scammers "usually" being black, but by God your spelling of Nigerian is as close to racism as could be!

I was thrown as well

I did not know if he was trying to be sly and write << racial epithet >> or Nigerian.

Grand Master

-Alex-

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Here's her reply:

Dearest love.40.gif40.gif40.gif

I am more than happy when i saw your mail. How was your day?,Mine is a little bit cold over here in Dakar Senegal. My name is Miss Sylvia Goodluck from Ivory Coast in West Africa,5.8ft tall, fair in complexion,(never married before) and presently i am residing in the refugee

camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country.

My late father Dr Dion Goodluck was the managing director of Dion Goodluck Manufacturing industry (W.A) and he was the personal adviser to the former head of state (Late Dr Robert Guei) before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my mother and my father in cold blood.

It was only me that is alive now and I managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am leaving now.I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.

Attached here is my pictures and I will send another picture in my next mail. I will also like to see your picture.

Hoping to hear from you soonest

yours in love

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I'd attach the image but it's no bigger than what's on the screenshot - check the filesize, 3kb :p

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And my reply:

Dearest love.40.gif40.gif40.gif

I feel so sorry about your father and your mother - (not Celine Dion is it?).

I actually met president Abdoulaye Wade whilst advising him on how best to farm rats for a new milk he is launching my rat milk brand (Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk) in Senegal - have you tried it? It's delicious!

You see, I think we have a lot in common as my late father was the managing director of Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk but he and my mother were killed by some rats that broke free from their cages in cold blood.

My interests and hobbies include milking rats, drinking rat's milk and pouring rat's milk all over naked ladies' breasts and pretending that they're rats. How about you? Would you let me pour rat's milk all over your breasts and pretend you're a rat?

Tell me more about you and send me some more photos!

Hoping to hear from you soonest

yours in love

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Oh and 'Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk' is the name of Fat Tony's milk farm on the Simpsons. :p

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