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We have a reply, ladies and gentlemen! :D Too bad she didn't answer my questions about rats! :(

Dearest sweetheart,

I am more than happy in your reply to my mail. how is your day ; Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. my condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.

i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is Rev.David Divine who is the pastor of the (CHURCH OF GLORY ) here in the camp he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i am leaving in the women's hostel because here the have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastors Tel number is (00221-76-751-77-94) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. my condition here i don't have any right or privileged to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $6.5M(six Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars) So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my travelling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.I kept this secret to people here the only person that knows about it is the Reverend because he is like a father to me.

So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it.

Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful and a man of vision,truth and hardworking. My favourite language is English but our language is french but i speak English very fluently.

Meanwhile i will like you to call me like i said i have allot to tell you Have a nice day and think about me. Awaiting to hear from you soonest

Yours in love,

Sylvia.

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I am open to either email replies -OR- phone calls and recording them! Give me some suggestions people on what to say! :D

Dear S,

Hey, i would love to help! I have an idea though. As i have my rat farm near to your camp, hows about i just pop over and free you! Then we can take the money and fly off in to the sunset in each others arms!

I have a great motorbike and can come crashing through the gates to your hostel and stop in front of your feet. You can jump on the back (or the front "nudge nudge") and i will speed off with you in the back, like your knight in shining armour. Everyone will be clapping and chearing as we speed off in to the sun set. It will be just like the movies!

Then, once back in the rat farm, we can get a crate of milk and start pouring (if you know what i mean, eh, nudge nudge and all that ;)).

Let me know what you thing sweet heart. I really hope we can do this! We could be together forever within days!

-Alex-

Dear Sylvia,

It is so good to hear from you again. I want to send you my sincere thanks and gratitude for your kind offer of USD $6.5M (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) for taking part in this funds transfer transaction.

However, I am a businessman too (selling rat milk), and I also make my living transferring large sums of money from and to my friends, relatives, and business associates in Senegal. Therefore, I know that you would agree, in order to participate in this wonderful opportunity, I must have an advance monetary commitment from you -- a good faith gesture on your part -- in order to proceed.

Therefore, I ask that you deposit just 10% ($650,000) into my PayPal account as an indication that you truly possess the funds and are actually authorized to release them. Using the online PayPal service is a very convenient and secure way to transfer funds. All you need do is access the PayPal web site -- http://www.paypal.com -- open a PayPal account, deposit the funds into your new account, and then transfer the money into my existing account, which has already been set up to receive the $6.5M.

You only need my email address, which you already have, to transfer the funds into my account. Therefore, the complete safety of your account, as well as mine, is guaranteed and insured unconditionally. You have asked that this matter be handled with the strictest confidentiality, and I will agree to that condition, provided that the transfer takes place in a reasonable period of time, say by Friday, 27 November.

If the money has not been received by that time, I must assume that you are not making a legitimate offer, and that you might be someone other than whom you say you are -- although I can tell by the exceptional language of your email, that is probably not the case. However, if that is the case, then I will be forced to embark upon a most unpleasant course of action that I would prefer not to undertake.

Because I have so many loyal friends in the Government of Senegal and the Military, and many close ties within the Security Service where you work, it would be quite easy to locate your office and your home, as well as learn the identities of your friends and relatives.

I truly don't believe that you would want to jeopardize their health and well-being, and your own future. I will access my PayPal account on next Friday to verify that your good-faith payment has been made. Once that takes place, we can move forward with the final transfer.

I trust that you will not disappoint me in this matter, since the consequences for non-compliance could be quite severe. I look forward with great anticipation to working with you.

Your Dearest Sweetheart

@Alex: She's using you... She already has boyfriends...

http://www.bing.com/search?q=00221-76-751-77-94

:D

You should question her in this and say you want your relationship to be unique.

And ask her to send the cash in the post -insure it for $50 or ?50, whatever, it'll probably reach you:pp

Don't use PayPal, she'll just do a charge back thing.

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Despite the small size, it is rated for weeks of use, which is pretty impressive. At $35.99, I cannot say the Moodi is a must-have accessory, but I see the appeal. I prefer using the Krono with its Smart Dial, as I rarely read for more than 40-60 minutes in one sitting. However, if you have a stand and like reading for long periods, the Moodi is the right thing to have. It is a bit more expensive than regular page flippers on Amazon, but it is on par with similar products from Kobo or BOOX. Plus, it has a little more fun to it with removable buttons and better integration into the Krono. Conclusion At the end of the day, DuRoBo Krono is a nice pocket-sized e-reader. Its software focuses on the main things without trying to be everything at once. The smart dial idea is unique and great, and I wish more manufacturers had something similar in their devices. The display is also good, with an even frontlight and "always-on" support. I did not notice any deal-breaking issues with the Krono. However, you can feel that the idea needs some improvements, such as a slightly stiffer dial in a more ergonomic location, perhaps a little more premium materials, and better software customization. I hope the company won't give up on the idea and improve the dial and ergonomics in the second generation. Buy DuRoBo Krono Black - $279.99 on Amazon Buy DuRoBo Krono White - $279.99 on Amazon Buy DuRoBo Moodi - $35.99 on Amazon As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases.
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