[Joke] LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[Scorbing]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on

the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and

said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow

passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it

slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you

like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern

congressman. 'How about global warming or universal

health care', and he smiles smugly.

'OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting

topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,

and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer

excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you

suppose that is?'

The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little

girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says,

'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel

qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care

when you don't know s...it?

Edited November 21, 2009 by Calum
Added the [Joke] tag.

[Tech Star]

Forgot the [Joke] tag.

Joke, was meh, but I got it though.

[Calum Veteran]

Added [Joke] tag

Please remember this in future.

[Azusa]

i think this is the 3rd time reading this joke on neowin.

[the_architect]

I didn't think it was too bad :)

[MulletRobZ]

Ohhhhhh, SNAP! :rofl: That's a good one!

[thesilentkiller]

Its really cool...

[t0mbi]

Meh..it goes alright...

[hackdoom]

Not that funny. =D

[Sir Topham Hatt]

i think this is the 3rd time reading this joke on neowin.

That made me laugh.

I haven't read the joke.

[_neutrino Veteran]

i have yet to read it as well.

[Volatile]

I thought it was funny.