Amazon's 'Laptop Steering Wheel Desk'

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The next 'must have', perfect to go with your three wolf shirt. :D

Here it is - 252 useful customer reviews so far :laugh:

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!

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:rofl: :rofl:

What makes a video game really come alive? Imagine tooling down the highway while playing Grand Theft Auto! Talk about an awesome experience!

As a part time pilot, I can't wait to hook one of these up to my Cessna. Long flights through congested airspace can be really dull, but I know that's about to change. Can't wait to play "Ace Combat 5" at 10,000 feet!

Have you ever tried to snort a rail of coke off of a leather center console, or a mirror balanced precariously on your lap, while traveling at freeway speed in a Porsche? Hello! I am NOT double-jointed in the spine lol!! I think that before the Laptop Steering Wheel Desk, the mexicans who wash my car probably made a FORTUNE selling the spilled powder they vacuumed from my floor mats twice a week.
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My copilot and I both used these during our "daily grind" transcontinental flights from San Diego to Minneapolis. We had to modify them a bit to fit snug against the instrument panels (when we bought them we didn't realize the planes we fly don't have steering wheels!), but in the end it did the job. With our laptops firmly in place we were able to focus our attention on what really mattered, participating in raids with our WoW clan. During our last flight we were so immersed in trying to take down Eranikus that we overshot Minneapolis by a full hour and a half before some annoying flight attendant interrupted us, babbling something about "FAA and F16 fighters."

We'll definitely use this product again at our next gig, whatever and whenever that happens to be...

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