Tiger Woods "in a serious condition" after a car crash

[Eric Veteran]

I would presume getting "facial lacerations" would be caused from having the airbag deploy...

I've got a black eye from an airbag hitting me upon impact..

You got to it before me. :) My old roomie got the right half of his 'stache and beard burned off from a deploying airbag.

[sundayx Veteran]

Change the title.

[pdmcmahon]

I know they have 500 of them laying around, but there is a bit of situational irony in that she used a golf club. Imagine the blowback if Ellen grabbed a baseball bat or a hockey stick to bust him out of that rig.

[Rob2687]

This was the top news on CTV national news tonight. lol. :pinch:

[The Rev]

What a Moe. :p

[LittleNeutrino Veteran]

Golf and alcohol do not mix so you should not drink and drive!

[pdmcmahon]

Golf and alcohol do not mix so you should not drink and drive!

Who said he was drinking?

[LittleNeutrino Veteran]

Who said he was drinking?

no one it was a joke. (its actually from an Owl City song)

[rage710]

They say airbags didnt deploy.

There is no way you're going to be going at enough speed to hit a fire hydrant AND a tree and not have the airbags deploy..

His SUV hit a fire hydrant and a tree; his lips were cut and he had blood in his mouth; his wife smashed a rear window with a golf club to get him out; he briefly lost consciousness.

According to the patrol, Woods had just left his Florida mansion when he lost control of his 2009 Cadillac and hit a fire hydrant, then a tree on his neighbor's property. The report said alcohol was not a factor.

source

Im sorry, but it sounds like getting hit by an airbag...

[Rappy Veteran]

[DrunknMunky Veteran]

BBC FTL again

[-Vivicidal-]

I'm loving the golfing jokes, guys!

[SMELTN]

so I want to see/hear the 911 convo. I really think this was a domestic dispute and his wife busted out the window with a golf club swinging it at him in the car..

[Motoko.]

That's too bad. :no:

[rednekcowboy]

He just died.. :no:

source?

[Motoko.]

source?

Did you just edit my quote? That's just plain wrong man.

[rednekcowboy]

Did you just edit my quote? That's just plain wrong man.

Hey buddy, that's what you put. I just clicked on reply in the bottom corner.

[Subject Delta]

Did you just edit my quote? That's just plain wrong man.

Only staff members can edit other people's posts.

[Valerus]

Only staff members can edit other people's posts.

he meant that he changed the quoted text.

[Subject Delta]

Oops, I see what he meant now.