[Joke] Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench..

[tajul]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating

all that candy isn't good for you.It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat."

Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked,"Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f**king business!"

[still1]

loled...

[Guest xiphi]

I LOL'ed!

[the_architect]

Ha ha, good one, Johnny :laugh:

[TheLaughingMan]

good one!

[pyehac]

Man, little johnny always has a colorful vocabulary - he should work for crayola.

[todd]

Anyone watch any Comedy Central standups over the last few days? There was a comic that did a joke very similar. It didn't have the same candy bar set-up, but the punch line was the same and the scenario similar.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

Hahaha!

Pretty funny (Y)

[Sikh]

lmao

[-Himanshu-]

LOL! :D