gigapixels Veteran Posted April 25, 2011 Veteran Share Posted April 25, 2011 Is ?Portal 2? Safe for the Christain Family? As a Christian father, I choose not to allow video games into my household, but occasionally my boys will have sleep overs with other Christian families that might be more lax than ours. Imagine my surprise the other day when I overheard my second oldest boy talking about a video game he had played at a friend?s house. As soon as I heard the name ?Portal 2?, my suspicions grew and I immediately found myself wondering which body part the game might be referring to.I rushed to the computer that I keep locked away from my impressionable children, and what I found was truly disturbing. Just 10 minutes of Bing research produced so much evidence that this game was a homosexual recruitment tool that I have now forbidden it. You better believe that I called the other father and gave him a good talking to. As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good. Read more... (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Ferson Veteran Posted April 25, 2011 Veteran Share Posted April 25, 2011 This is one of those moments where I wonder if the family are religious nutcases or if they're just homophobes. Regardless, articles like this always give entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Smith Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yikes, had to read over the full article. Then poked around a few others.. "PlayStationNetwork Down, Destroyed By God's Wrath", "A Closer Look At The Easter Bunny Reveals Homogay Agenda", etc etc. Sure hope that site's not for real, sad part is with some of the religious nutjobs running around, it's hard to tell sometimes. Insert random copy of NotSureIfSerious.jpg here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SliceOfLife Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 As a devout Christian, he agreed with me and has now burned his Portal 2 DVD on his barbeque grill to make sure this threat to his family is gone for good. I hope it was tasty, if it's the PC version it's futile anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Johnny Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I'm pretty sure that entire website is just there for humour :p If not, those people may be clinically insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ently Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yikes, had to read over the full article. Then poked around a few others.. "PlayStationNetwork Down, Destroyed By God's Wrath", "A Closer Look At The Easter Bunny Reveals Homogay Agenda", etc etc. Sure hope that site's not for real, sad part is with some of the religious nutjobs running around, it's hard to tell sometimes. Insert random copy of NotSureIfSerious.jpg here. As far as I am aware it is a satirical site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted April 25, 2011 Global Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yikes, had to read over the full article. Then poked around a few others.. "PlayStationNetwork Down, Destroyed By God's Wrath", "A Closer Look At The Easter Bunny Reveals Homogay Agenda", etc etc. Sure hope that site's not for real, sad part is with some of the religious nutjobs running around, it's hard to tell sometimes. Insert random copy of NotSureIfSerious.jpg here. I was hoping/wondering the samething... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Insert random copy of NotSureIfSerious.jpg here. Insert the truth here. Shame on you, Jen Smith. How dare you to show your face in the avatar to lure True Christians? away from God's chosen path? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigapixels Veteran Posted April 25, 2011 Author Veteran Share Posted April 25, 2011 Doing some research, the general consensus is that it is satire. The only issue is that they don't have a disclaimer saying so, which is general practice for satire sites. Either way, I thought the article was entertaining, so I posted it here :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thommcg Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Yep. Satire site, see http://www.businessinsider.com/what-the-liberal-media-can-learn-from-rachel-maddows-christwire-scandal-2011-2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He's Dead Jim Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Must be satire.... (disclaimer, "I hope") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennyout Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I thought it was hilarious but in reality if it was a real conservative/religious site, do you honestly think they would show two nakked men together with a 3rd standing watching? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jen Smith Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Shame on you, Jen Smith. How dare you to show your face in the avatar to lure True Christians? away from God's chosen path? It's what I do. When I'm not griefing Linux users about BSD being better, it's luring people into hell. I do it for the lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I do it for the lulz.Blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azusa Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Dunno bout you but i loved playing about with the white stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calum Veteran Posted April 25, 2011 Veteran Share Posted April 25, 2011 I completely agree with the author of the article. Any tool that tries to recruit people to homosexuality is immoral and disgusting. God :heart: Jesus :heart: The other feller with the white hair who parted the Red Sea :heart: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePitt Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 the game is gay :p and ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fid Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Can anyone else get the website to load, it's not working for me! I would love to read this article it sounds hilarious hah :laugh: Edit: Nevermind, just slow loading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anibal P Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Sad thing is that the site might be satire, but I've known people that truly believe retarded garbage like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Patriot Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 It's what I do. When I'm not griefing Linux users about BSD being better, it's luring people into hell. I do it for the lulz. You should point them to this article: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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