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#1 Hum

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:29

A man with 140 lbs. testicles is unhappy after their removal - as the operation left him with a tiny penis. :huh:

Wesley Warren Jr had a 13-hour procedure to remove his swollen sac after it grew so huge he had to wear a hoodie top as trousers to support the load.

The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles - which weighed more than a baby hippo.

But now the American fears he will never be able to have a relationship with a woman after the surgery left his manhood measuring just an inch long.

Speaking exclusively to the Sun, Wesley said: “I know the majority of people are probably expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed - but it’s not as simple as that.

 

Wesley Warren considered selling them on e-Bay. :wacko:
 

Read more at The Sun.




#2 soniqstylz

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:34

That's all kinds of awesome.



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:41

 

The 49-year-old couldn’t have sex and suffered from crippling pain from carrying around the testicles - which weighed more than a baby hippo.

I'd say not



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:41

Even if he had normal body parts, I doubt he'd get any dates. :laugh:



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:53

Reminds of the South Park episode where Randy nuked his nads with the microwave so he could qualify for medical marijuana.



#6 HawkMan

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 00:55

 

Wesley was diagnosed with scrotal lymphedema and docs said he would need a operation costing thousands to remove the sac.

But the former salesman could not afford the surgery because he claimed benefits.

 

 

 

At least there's nothing wrong with the US health system as this case proves ;)



#7 DocM

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:09

There's fixes for this.

1) lose weight. When women lose weight their boobs shrink, but in men it exposes penile length hidden under his body fat.

2) have surgery to install a slightly oversized penile prosthesis. This replaces the existing corpus cavernosa with silicone sacs, a manual pump, valve and a fluid reserve to give a big stiffie when needed. Downside: if it has to be removed (allergy etc.) you have no stiffies at all.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:15

this guy was on an episode of Tosh.0

 

http://tosh.comedyce...u99/giant-balls



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:20

At least there's nothing wrong with the US health system as this case proves ;)

 

"Dr Joel Gelman agreed to carry out the operation for free, which took a painstaking 13 hours to carry out."  from the article  ;)



#10 FlintyV

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:23

"Dr Joel Gelman agreed to carry out the operation for free, which took a painstaking 13 hours to carry out."  from the article  ;)

 

 

I think HawkMan still stands correct :)



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:28

Even if he had normal body parts, I doubt he'd get any dates. :laugh:

 

That's a lie, mister! He can. :D

 

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#12 FlintyV

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:00

snipped

 

Ah change the topic. Good job Raze.

 

Back on topic though there was a documentary of him on Channel 4 a couple of days ago - http://www.channel4....s/bodyshock/4od



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:08

Ermmm... :x

 

There is no way this man had sex before the operation, so he doesn't know what he's missing.



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 02:10

Ah change the topic. Good job Raze.

 

Back on topic though there was a documentary of him on Channel 4 a couple of days ago - http://www.channel4....s/bodyshock/4od

 

 

Yes, he's been in the news for nearly 2 years, perhaps more.  Very sad for the guy.  The Dr. Oz show offered to pay for his surgery over a year ago.  http://www.huffingto..._n_1608910.html



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Posted 30 June 2013 - 07:21

"Man unhappy with 1 inch penis"

 

My reaction:
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