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#1 webeagle12

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 00:05

 

:rofl:




#2 vcfan

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 00:29

HAHAHAHA puts van damme to shame



#3 McKay

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 00:34

Hahaha, gotta love Chuck. You know he once shot down a German Fighter Plane by pointing his finger at it and saying "Bang"?



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Posted 22 December 2013 - 00:45

“I heard you got bit by a king cobra,” “Yeah,” “And after five days of agonizing pain, the snake died.”

 

best line from exp 2.



#5 Brian Miller

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:00

Fake.



#6 thomastmc

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:10

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

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#7 +Nik L

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:13

Fake

 

 

Wow, you don't say?  You must be some sort of genius to work that one out.  Well done you, have a freaking cookie!



#8 thomastmc

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:33

Well done you, have a freaking cookie!


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#9 +Nik L

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:40

I don't even...



#10 thomastmc

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:44

I don't even...

 

I'm just cracking myself up... :) I still can't look at that post without laughing :rofl:



#11 OP webeagle12

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 01:52

Fake.

 

No ###### sherlock...



#12 Raze

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:04

Fake.

 

No way it's real.  It's on the internet, therefore it has to be legit.

 

 

I know you were j/k...;)



#13 shozilla

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:23

Lol @ this thread.

#14 Shiranui

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:28

Well, to be fair to creationist-nutjob Norris, he is 20 years older than JCVD.

 

 

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

0314-chuck-norris-splash-3.jpg

Jean.jpg



#15 shozilla

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:30

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)0314-chuck-norris-splash-3.jpg
Jean.jpg


You never know that he may be strong inside.. He could knock you down. No matter how old or look he is. Unless he is over 80 or so depends on his health that he may retires from acting.. He usually work out at gym or his home.