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vcfan    2,337

HAHAHAHA puts van damme to shame

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McKay    3,695

Hahaha, gotta love Chuck. You know he once shot down a German Fighter Plane by pointing his finger at it and saying "Bang"?

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Albert    69

?I heard you got bit by a king cobra,? ?Yeah,? ?And after five days of agonizing pain, the snake died.?

 

best line from exp 2.

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Brian Miller    1,537

Fake.

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thomastmc    531

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

0314-chuck-norris-splash-3.jpg

Jean.jpg

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Nefarious Trigger    6,988
Fake

 

 

Wow, you don't say?  You must be some sort of genius to work that one out.  Well done you, have a freaking cookie!

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thomastmc    531

Well done you, have a freaking cookie!

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Nefarious Trigger    6,988

I don't even...

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thomastmc    531

I don't even...

 

I'm just cracking myself up... :) I still can't look at that post without laughing :rofl:

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webeagle12    874

Fake.

 

No ###### sherlock...

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+Raze    13,694

Fake.

 

No way it's real.  It's on the internet, therefore it has to be legit.

 

 

I know you were j/k...;)

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TAZMINATOR    12,121

Lol @ this thread.

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Shiranui    1,700

Well, to be fair to creationist-nutjob Norris, he is 20 years older than JCVD.

 

 

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

0314-chuck-norris-splash-3.jpg

Jean.jpg

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TAZMINATOR    12,121

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)0314-chuck-norris-splash-3.jpg

Jean.jpg

You never know that he may be strong inside.. He could knock you down. No matter how old or look he is. Unless he is over 80 or so depends on his health that he may retires from acting.. He usually work out at gym or his home.

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Biotoxic_hazard_835    151

It's amazing what you can do with computers this days.

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thomastmc    531

You never know that he may be strong inside.. He could knock you down. No matter how old or look he is. Unless he is over 80 or so depends on his health that he may retires from acting.. He usually work out at gym or his home.

 

He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)

 

He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees much action :)

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TAZMINATOR    12,121

He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)

He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees much action :)

My friend is in same way like chuck but he is strong like rock. He's a cop.

You can't judge a book by it's cover.

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thomastmc    531

ame="thomastmc" post="596177475" timestamp="1387680189"]He's certainly no Jack Lalanne ;)

 

He's got man boobs and a spare tire. I don't think that gym usually sees

My friend is in same way like chuck but he is strong like rock. He's a cop.

You can't judge a book by it's cover.

 

I'm not saying he's weak... Maybe you just think I'm saying that because he looks so weak :)

He's just in really poor shape, especially for an athlete and someone who is supposed to be so into fitness...

 

I'm only making this point because the reality of Chuck Norris is pretty much the opposite of the myth of Norris.

Chuck Norris is 73, and the photo is from earlier this year. Here's a couple examples of athletes that stayed physically fit well into their 70s, just to clarify my point.

 

Bob Uecker at 73

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Jack Lalanne at 71

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+The Evil Overlord    17,778

The comments are epic

 

also the vid was cool too

(I know the Van Damme one's fake also)

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techbeck    5,110

You know why all of Chuck Norris had to be simulated? It's the opposite of a Chuck Norris "fact"... It's a Chuck Norris reality :)

 

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.

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+warwagon    9,945

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.

 

People look diff when they shave, but I don't remember him having such a big gut.

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techbeck    5,110

but I don't remember him having such a big gut.

 

Thats what I was talking about.

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thomastmc    531

Wow.  He didnt look to bad in the Expendables 2....and that wasnt that long ago.

 

It's amazing what they can do in movies, isn't it :)

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+The Evil Overlord    17,778

It's amazing what they can do in movies, isn't it :)

He probably went on a diet, would seem more logical

off camera, it appears he just takes it easy

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