My First *******


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Guy walks into a bar, sees a hot Blonde bartender, He tells her

'Give me 5 shots of whiskey'  

She obliges, places 5 shot glasses on the bar, and starts pouring whiskey into the glasses

Guy is drinking them faster than the bartender can fill them

After He finishes his fifth drink, the bartender asks him

'So what are you celebrating'?

Guy responds 'My first blow job'

The Bartender, with longing looks then suggests

'Well, in that case, let me buy you a beer'.

Guy replies

'Thanks, but if this doesn't kill the taste, nothing will'.

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Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men.

 

Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:

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Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men. Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:

Just for the record. I'm not gay. But a twenty's a twenty :p
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