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+The Evil Overlord    17,729

Guy walks into a bar, sees a hot Blonde bartender, He tells her

'Give me 5 shots of whiskey'  

She obliges, places 5 shot glasses on the bar, and starts pouring whiskey into the glasses

Guy is drinking them faster than the bartender can fill them

After He finishes his fifth drink, the bartender asks him

'So what are you celebrating'?

Guy responds 'My first blow job'

The Bartender, with longing looks then suggests

'Well, in that case, let me buy you a beer'.

Guy replies

'Thanks, but if this doesn't kill the taste, nothing will'.

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Roger H.    773

lmao! :rofl:

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virtorio    2,240

Setup, misdirect, punchline. Yup, definitely a joke.

I laughed.

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riahc3    440

Hello,

Nice :)

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+Gaymer    3

LOL!!  My Kinda Joke

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Obi-Wan Kenobi    1,083

:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

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Prototype1864    14

hahahahaha

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Draconian Guppy    12,627

Didn't see that coming!

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Geoffrey B.    1,414

thats just horrible.

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Raa    1,408

Didn't see that coming!

I see what you did there. :laugh:

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Draconian Guppy    12,627

I see what you did there. :laugh:

Didn't think anyone would get it ! :rofl:

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Draconian Guppy    12,627

Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men.

 

Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:

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+fusi0n    1,568

LOL! Nice One!!

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+The Evil Overlord    17,729

Though come to think of it, either the dude was paid to do the BJ or wasn't really into men. Because I for one, never ever wash down teh flava after going down on milady! :shiftyninja:

Just for the record. I'm not gay. But a twenty's a twenty :p
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Draconian Guppy    12,627

Just for the record. I'm not gay. But a twenty's a twenty :p

You cheap son of a gun!

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