nsfw Dishonorable discharge

[jnelsoninjax]

A soldier returns home to his wife after a year-long deployment overseas.

He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having sex with anybody else. "So how did you do it?" she asks.

"I trained my dick to respond to drill commands like so." He undoes his belt and drops his trousers. "Dick, ten-HUT!"

His penis springs straight up, erect and raring to go. "Dick, at ease!" His penis soon becomes flaccid. "Now you try!"

His wife tries it—"Dick, ten-HUT!", and his penis springs to life again.

"Dick, at ease!" The soldier's penis relaxes and softens. "Oh, we need to show the neighbors this!" The wife leaves and comes back with their neighbor, an attractive 20-something woman. His wife encourages her to try telling the soldier's penis to come to attention and stand at ease.

"Dick, attention!" the neighbor commands. The soldier's penis, as expected, hardens.

"Dick, at ease!" But his penis does not go down. "Dick, at ease!"

The soldier looks down at his penis, still erect. "Dick, at ease!"

But the military man's member refuses to go down, so he runs away into the bathroom. His wife follows him and sees him furiously masturbating.

"Honey, what are you doing?" she asks with a hint of worry in her voice.

Spoiler

The soldier replies, "He's not following my orders, so I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"

 

[+Random Stranger Subscriber¹]

Why the hell is this post ALWAYS on the top of “similar content” under  anything in the funny section, since forever?!?

Every damn time! I even read the joke now, even though I did not plan to, as it is obviously ###### 

[+Random Stranger Subscriber¹]

On 28/09/2025 at 00:17, spUrr said:

Would you like the Firmware installed or the Software 

 

is…

oh. Screw this. Forget it

 

yes I would like software installed along with Firmwae 

 

sure.  more FIRMware

 

what are you even talking about… and how it relates to my post

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

On 29/09/2025 at 10:07, Random Stranger said:

what are you even talking about… and how it relates to my post

Look at their recent activity.  They are just trolling various posts, making unrelated comments, weird threads and resurrecting old posts.