jnelsoninjax Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" The Evil Overlord, Draconian Guppy, DConnell and 1 other 2 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 sexist pig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnelsoninjax Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Evil Overlord said: sexist pig Damn Skippy! The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, jnelsoninjax said: Damn Skippy! Reported for calling me Skippy what is a skippy anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted November 20, 2017 Member Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 11:11 PM, The Evil Overlord said: Reported for calling me Skippy what is a skippy anyway? Slappy Squirrel's nephew, of course! Didn't you watch Animaniacs? The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 LOL, did not see that coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buttus Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 oh man, that is getting some re-tellings! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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