Bud Light

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jnelsoninjax    9,211

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me up."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

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+The Evil Overlord    17,939

sexist pig :p 

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jnelsoninjax    9,211
4 minutes ago, The Evil Overlord said:

sexist pig :p 

Damn Skippy! :p

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+The Evil Overlord    17,939
9 minutes ago, jnelsoninjax said:

Damn Skippy! :p

Reported for calling me Skippy

what is a skippy anyway?

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+DConnell    5,246
On 11/17/2017 at 11:11 PM, The Evil Overlord said:

Reported for calling me Skippy

what is a skippy anyway?

Slappy Squirrel's nephew, of course! Didn't you watch Animaniacs?

 

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Nefarious Trigger    7,069

LOL, did not see that coming ;)

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Buttus    945

oh man, that is getting some re-tellings!

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