Crisp Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Just walked down the stairs of my house and a fly flew into my mouth as I guess I was breathing in. Down the hatchet it went, now I feel ill, am I gonna die of AIDs, Chlamydia or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger H. Veteran Posted August 12, 2011 Veteran Share Posted August 12, 2011 LOL you'll be fine. I swallowed one too while riding my bike. Eewwww :x but isht happens i guess. "...die of AIDs" :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Flynn Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I dunno man, I think that can bring about SuperAIDSARScabes :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick H. Supervisor Posted August 12, 2011 Supervisor Share Posted August 12, 2011 Dude, get yourself to a hospital right now! My friend swallowed a fly once. 10 years later, BAM! He got hit by a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Mmmm .... extra protein :woot: Actually, the fly will lay eggs inside you, 10 days later, they will hatch, and burst thru your belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkburn Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Quick, swallow a spider to catch the fly! If that doesn't work, swallow a bird. (How absurd ... but to catch the spider, cause it may be wriggling and jiggling and tickling inside ya) Et cetera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick H. Supervisor Posted August 12, 2011 Supervisor Share Posted August 12, 2011 Actually, the fly will lay eggs inside you, 10 days later, they will hatch, and burst thru your belly. Nah, you're thinking of these guys: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiagosilva29 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 You're fly, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Nah, you're thinking of these guys: That's where the writers got the idea ... :shifty: Fly eggs in the belly is a proven Medical fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisp Posted August 12, 2011 Author Share Posted August 12, 2011 So I'm pregnant?... with AID's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechronic Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 You have a few hours before mutation starts, get to the hospital immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 So I'm pregnant?... with AID's? YES. You will soon begin to see flies everywhere you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJerman Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Quick, swallow a spider to catch the fly! If that doesn't work, swallow a bird. (How absurd ... but to catch the spider, cause it may be wriggling and jiggling and tickling inside ya) Et cetera. Beaten! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor Rambo Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJerman Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Where the **** is the like button on this thing?! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 You only have a few days until this happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BajiRav Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 You only have a few days until this happens... +1 :rofl: I was about to image search for Jeff G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulsiphon Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 The human stomach has acid that will melt through metal. Pity the fly :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince781 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 And you made a thread about it? :p Don't worry, though, nothing will happen to you, other than a sudden craving for dead flesh. :shifty: You only have a few days until this happens... :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleNeutrino Veteran Posted August 12, 2011 Veteran Share Posted August 12, 2011 quick swollow a spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Mungis Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Great, I just spat beer everywhere because I couldn't hold back a laugh :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TCA Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 mmm fiber :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kondrath Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 Quick, swallow a spider to catch the fly! If that doesn't work, swallow a bird. (How absurd ... but to catch the spider, cause it may be wriggling and jiggling and tickling inside ya) Et cetera. :laugh: I just went back to 1st grade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorak Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 I remember when I was younger, my sister swallowed a fly. She was freaking out for a few minutes, lol. I made fun of her and she pushed me over a bush, lolol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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