Iguana Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 The following joke is not for kids. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh. "Do you know what I?m doing?" he asks. "Yes," she replies. "You?re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities." "That?s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I?m doing now?" "You?re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies. "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I?m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You?re getting herpes?which is what I came here about in the first place." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Excellent! :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev64 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 :pinch: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AcdShdw Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 aahahhaha !!!! he got pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawtai Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 haha nice, I've heard it before though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deimos Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 haha thats great! (Y) definate pwnage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyPotatoes Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aem4162 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 LOL (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mctnguy Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 What does pwned mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted September 21, 2003 Author Share Posted September 21, 2003 What does pwned mean? pwned = 1337 way of saying "owned" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 pwned = 1337 way of saying "owned" Speaking of 1337, look at my MSN Messenger 6.0 Display Picture :whistle: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CherTon Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hope he learned his lesson. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munki Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 LoL....poor bloke. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominican0 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 def owned!!!!!!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apollo Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 hehe nice joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted September 21, 2003 Author Share Posted September 21, 2003 Speaking of 1337, look at my MSN Messenger 6.0 Display Picture :whistle: Lol. :D (Y) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uniacidz Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 HAha Heard it before but still a nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoMasamune Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 doh! :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalFreedom Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaffra Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 good one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt74441 Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Funny stuff. I think I saw it before in a picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonik Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 One of the best jokes I heard for awhile. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoochieMamma Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 funny :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougkinzinger Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 oh jeez......not that funny, but kind of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Allen Veteran Posted September 22, 2003 Veteran Share Posted September 22, 2003 :x That's old, but still gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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