joke 18 Totally New Yo Momma Jokes: January 2012

[+Warwagon MVC]

Now, time for the Warwagon Yo Mamma Joke

Yo Mamma so fat every thanksgiving she gets accused of shop lifting turkeys.

[abecedarian paradoxious]

Yo momma is so fat, last Thanksgiving, not just the President of the USA but the leaders of every country in the world pardoned her... twice.

[DirtyLarry Veteran]

Your moms teeth are so yellow she spits butter.

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

Your moms house is so small the cockroaches have hunchbacks.

Your mom is so stupid she only drives at rush hour because she thinks you get there faster.

Your mom has one leg and teaches a corporate seminar entitled "putting your best foot forward."

[still1]

What does the phrase "pulling a warwagon" mean? What's funny is that you decided to make your response harsh after I told you I wrote them. lol.

Here is what pulling a warwagon means... go to Jokes and funny section in the forum and look at forums started by warwagon like these

https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1052391-what-did-tennessee/

https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1047303-the-mac-and-the-book-responsible-for-the-capitalization-confusion/

for additional fun read through the replies. :-)

[wahoospa]

You was so ugly when you were born the doctor spanked yo momma.

[+Warwagon MVC]

Yo mamma is so dumb when she saw "Vote against PIPA" she thought they were talking about a hobbit!

[shakey]

Yo momma is so dumb, her IQ is below 80.

[Marshall Veteran]

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

[bbcvc250]

Yo mama is so stupid she robbed a bank and hid inside a police car

yo mama is so stupid cops were chasing her so she called 911

yo mama is stupid she heard there was serial killer on the loose so she went home and hid all the cherrios

[metro2012]

Your mom has 3 teeth. 1 in her mouth and 2 in her back pocket.

method man created that one.

[Growled Member]

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

Indeed.

[Slammers]

google earth and bodyarmor ones made me lol . nice work.

ps warwagon is the last person yoyu would ever take humor advice from. just look at some of his topics lol

[moloko]

some good ones in there. HA.

[Raa]

1990 called, they want their yo mama jokes back.

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

[x-scratch]

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

well mama jokes are played out & boring

[Marshall Veteran]

I'm sorry, I didn't realise Google Earth was around in 1990.

Any half-wit would realize that these jokes are reworded to be consistent with the times.

Regardless, as Quad stated, "Yo Mama" jokes are spent/played out.

[sv3tli7y]

I was walking home the other day and I thought of two yo mama jokes and I wanted to share them ! ;)))

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

Yo momma's ass is so big, that if you can fit the statue of liberty in it.

Not a joke. There's no actual "joke" in this one.

Yo momma is so fat, that if you put in her the empire state building, it will get lost.

Doesn't even make sense!?

[The Evil Overlord]

Maybe next well get a new list of chuck Norris facts.

It already exists, sort of

https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1114945-chuck-norris/

[Jason S. Global Moderator]

shocking - a new member resurrects an old thread

[MikeChipshop Member]

Woah, i only found one of them funny and it was a bit close to the bone for this SFW forum haha

[Draconian Guppy]

Yo mama so old she thinks neowin means "new windows" :p

[shakey]

Yo mama so poor, she had to get onto government assistance and lives with her family so that they can all chip in and help her pay bills and support herself.