The Karate Dog (Slightly NSFW)


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Jenny is shopping at the pet shop.

A vendor comes and ask her: "May I help you, Madam?"

Jenny: "Yes, I am looking a guard dog, something big and meanie"

The vendor: "We have exactly what you need"

The vendor goes to the storage at the back of the store and comes back with a little West Highland White Terrier and a stuffed dummy mannequin

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Jenny: "But, this is not a guard dog, it is so small. I was thinking for something like a german shepperd"

The vendor: "Do not worry, madam. This is a highly trained defense dog. It knows Karate"

The vendor places the dummy a few meters away and shouts: "Karate! The dummy!"

The dog growls, leaps towards the stuffed dummy, lands a flurry of kicks and punches and in less than 30 seconds, the dummy is shredded to pieces ...

The vendor shouts again: "Karate! The kennel!"

The dog growls, runs near a wodden kennel, lifts its right paw and strikes down the kennel, breaking it in half.

Jenny: "My! My! My!"

The vendor: "You see: it will attack anything after the Karate word"

Jenny: "I'll take it!"

Later, Jenny arrives back at her home and meet her husband John

John: "What the heck is that little thing?"

Jenny: "This is our new guard dog!"

John: "You are kidding me, right? There is no way this is an attack dog. You have been conned!"

Jenny:"But it knows Karate"

John: "Yeah right. Karate, my ass!"

Groooowwwwwlllll!!!!!

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Does not spilling soft drink over the workstation keyboard count as 'NSFW'?

OK, OK, that was not NSFW at all.

I post one joke every two years. I do not have the hang of it.

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lol, good but you need to add the John: "Yeah right. Karate, my ass!" into the spoiler tags along with the other ;)

Well, except anyone on a pad can't read anything in spoiler tags after they changed back to the old kind.

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