The Big Catch


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A local priest had just woken up, and was pretty taken in at just how beautiful of a Sunday morning it was. He felt it was a great time to go fishing. So, he called the church and told them he was sick and wouldn't be able to come in. He then packed up his fishing gear and headed for the lake.

Meanwhile, up above, God saw what he had done. Needless to say, he wasn't very happy, and didn't think the priest should get away with this. He called over one of the angels to watch his retaliation.

Within seconds of casting his line, the priest got a bite. After struggling for a few minutes, he managed to reel it in. It was the biggest fish he had ever seen, let alone caught.

The angel was rather confused.

"Wait, I thought you were going to punish him. How can this possibly be bad?"

"Oh, it is," replied God, "Who is he going to tell?"

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Because he is fishing alone, he has nobody to tell his "i caught the biggest fish" story to. It's only mildly funny.

It is more that he cannot tell anyone as that would mean confessing to ditching his job

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