Mans dog chews Girlfriends shoes

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NEOWIN (AP) ? Eye witness reports say the girlfriend of a man had one of her shoes chewed this morning by the mans family pet. The dog may be put down, or the shoes replaced. The man in question had this to say on the scene "My dog chewed up my gf's shoe this morning, I think its disgusting no-one made a thread about that." Disgust and anger is ripe in this small town community with many shoes going destroyed and not many threads being made to cover them. It is any wonder how so many soles go uncovered in today's media.

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It's a sad world we live in when it takes over a day for a thread to be started about these tragic stories.

Indeed...

People have no heart or care for the tragedies of the world anymore...

I think they are in a delirium of insanity to cope with the bad and evil of this planet.

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@ Detection

No matter how many replies you post, its not going to hide the fact that you got ownd. :D

Appreciate you being a sport and not wanting to hit back. Thumbs up buddy!!

lol I wasn't owning Detection. I was aiming the thread at the guy who made that football thread.

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