REMIXEDCAT'S KITCHEN!

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Grand Master

remixedcat

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What the ****? Kitty you need to play with someone else's kitty. Virginity is doing you no good.

havent been a virgin for 9 years....

Eat it but not before making tender love to it.

ewww but its all dusty...

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This thread improved my life, after I followed the poster's advice I can feel a stable improvement in the ~20-30% range for my level of hapiness, I am so glad and greatful for the grand advice and only wish that more people would be able to read and share such an experiance such that I have had here today. If this was broadcasted on the news... Just think of the thousands, if not millions of people that would be greatly benefitted from it. It could save many people's lives, even save Doctor's time from seeing the people that would otherwise have gone to get advice with their ill-feelings, and lets them attend to more important and life-threatening cases. It might even help companies like GSK, such that their owner and/or founder might be more charitiable to causes and donate more vaccines or treatments at a lower cost to help erradicate viruses from the world. The benefits just seem so big yet the solution seems so simple and easy, I hope the cat reads and takes note of these suggestions for she can life a long and fulfilling life once they know the help has been spread around, and can nap throughout the day with a smile on their face knowing they helped achieve what would be one of the best things to happen to mankind for centuries... Thank you once again, Remixedcat.

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It was a joke

P.S. Tell your "hubby" to get you into a psychiatrist asap! :rofl:

This thread improved my life, after I followed the poster's advice I can feel a stable improvement in the ~20-30% range for my level of hapiness, I am so glad and greatful for the grand advice and only wish that more people would be able to read and share such an experiance such that I have had here today. If this was broadcasted on the news... Just think of the thousands, if not millions of people that would be greatly benefitted from it. It could save many people's lives, even save Doctor's time from seeing the people that would otherwise have gone to get advice with their ill-feelings, and lets them attend to more important and life-threatening cases. It might even help companies like GSK, such that their owner and/or founder might be more charitiable to causes and donate more vaccines or treatments at a lower cost to help erradicate viruses from the world. The benefits just seem so big yet the solution seems so simple and easy, I hope the cat reads and takes note of these suggestions for she can life a long and fulfilling life once they know the help has been spread around, and can nap throughout the day with a smile on their face knowing they helped achieve what would be one of the best things to happen to mankind for centuries... Thank you once again, Remixedcat.

I FORGOT TO GET SKITTLES AT THE GROCERY STORE!!! OHHHHNOOOOOEESSSS

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Warwagon, if that's you, then get off her account... Not nice.... that account is not yours to use with... now get back on your own account..

Remix, change your password... if it was you in whole time, then i suggest that you seek help... and stop sniffing the glue.. ok?

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Warwagon would never post anything under someone elses account. Only because he knows that everything he posts is absolute dynamite and it should be associated with his name. :p

Also, frogs.

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I think this is a suitable video to leave here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU6tWH8NYcI

Especially that intro with the bus.

ARRIS-0C32!!!!! Y U WREAK HAVOK ON MY POOR LAMP!!!!

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remixedcat

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That rhymes nicely. Never mind, all cool now :)

Give me some likes and AMPED WIRELESS will start to like you more... the more you like my posts the more they will like you...

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