Student Urinates on Computers

[Hum]

UPPER ALLEN TOWNSHIP, Cumberland County, PA --?

Over $36,000 dollars worth of computers are damaged at a Cumberland County elementary school after a child is caught urinating on them.

It happened on Thursday at Upper Allen Elementary School located along the 1700 block of South Market Street in Upper Allen Township.

Police say an 11-year-old boy urinated on a computer cart in the hallway which contained several MacBook's. :shifty:

All of the computers on the cart were damaged beyond repair, according to police reports.

The school put the loss at over $36,000 dollars.

The juvenile was turned over to the Cumberland County Juvenile Probation Department.

He is facing several charges including criminal mischief and institutional vandalism.

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[Reacon]

He's old enough to have a clue what he's doing. He knows that computers are pretty damn valuable, and maybe he'll learn his lesson now.

...And maybe the school will learn not to buy macbooks for elementary school students now.

[threesixtyflip]

Looks like he's gonna face a whole stream of charges :D

bah dum tish!

[Dot Matrix]

That's ma boy! :laugh:

[Hum]

I'd think they could have washed away the urine -- but then, I never tried peeing on a computer. :laugh:

[n_K]

I'd think they could have washed away the urine -- but then, I never tried peeing on a computer. :laugh:

Tbf it's just the american way, it's it's broke don't repair it just chuck it out and get a new one.

Worked well in WW2, now-a-days it's an old stupid and very outdated system.

[Anibal P]

Tbf it's just the american way, it's it's broke don't repair it just chuck it out and get a new one.

Worked well in WW2, now-a-days it's an old stupid and very outdated system.

They're beat up old MacBooks, probably costs more to fix than they are worth, pitch em and get new ones

[webeagle12]

Looks like he's gonna face a whole stream of charges :D

bah dum tish!

[+Warwagon MVC]

How exactly did it ruin them? I mean I would assume all the lids were closed. should of just ran down from the top down the side. Unless got in ports

[Rohdekill]

{ patiently awaits someone to post a pic similar to ones found on back of Ford/Chevy windows with kid ****ing on logo }

[Japlabot]

I seriously dout he caused this much damage, the staff probably just wiped the urine off the side With some disinfectant and kept them for themselves

[Hum]

^ Very clever ... :shifty:

[Blaze_Zewi]

Your average Macbook cost around $1000, so the kid distoryed a total of 36 Macbook with one go. I find it hard to believe.

[Arceles]

Your average Macbook cost around $1000, so the kid distoryed a total of 36 Macbook with one go. I find it hard to believe.

He drank a lot of soda...

[remixedcat]

He was trying to cool them down, see they were overheating and he heard the news that google's servers at one of thier datacenters used **** water to cool the servers... so he thought he would be very helpful and cool them down in an eco friendly way.

[Raa]

Give that kid a medal. :laugh:

He would've been in a lot of pain if they were switched on!!

[Mockingbird]

?I?m an Upper Allen student, and I?m a PC.? :D

[HighwayGlider]

Well done, you did it like a man...

Now take it like a man... until you pick up the soap.

[starbearer]

Really?

Beyond repair? It can't have been that much liquid, and it couldn't have all seeped into the machines..

Maybe I'm wrong, but it doesn't seem right, that all were damaged, beyond repair.

[articuno1au]

?I?m an Upper Allen student, and I?m a PC.? :D

Bahaha.. Nicely done.

[FMH]

And yet Apple fans still claim that Mac doesn't get malware...

That was some malware alright.

[SinghKing]

lol thats the spirit!

How much can a 11-year-old can actually pee??

[Miuku.]

Here's a thought for the "boohoo Mac" people:

They're going to buy 36k worth of Apple hardware. Mo' Money for Apple.

Bada bum tsih!

[simplezz]

That will teach them for buying MacBooks.

[ShMaunder]

My theory is some teacher "accidentally" dropped the laptop trolley down some stairs, and then got little Charlie in his class to pee on them to cover it up. Both have unlocked an achievement.

Though you may find some health and safety hygiene rule says that they must all be disposed of, even if they do still work.