Her majesty's underpants are now up for grabs on e-Bay

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Queen Elizabeth II's underpants are available for sale on eBay.

If you haven't already clicked over to frantically bid past the starting price of $3,999, we can tell you how something so intimately attached to the crown came to America's No. 1 source for slightly stained Beanie Babies.

"Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi had reportedly arranged for the panties, which he said he got from a friend in 1968, to be auctioned off posthumously by Hansons Auctioneers, but after the auction house stalled, fearing royal indignation, the estate put the pantaloons on the very public site instead.

The supremely high-waisted undershorts bear an embroidered monogram and would unquestionably make any woman feel like a ... creep. Sorry! Used underwear is creepy, no matter whose it is.

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Yeah, you know you wanted to look up there ....

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What I found amusing was the implication that whoever bought them would actually *wear* them. waaat? I'm assuming it would go to a collector, perhaps one who had an interest in the royal family and such. Not some broad who just wants to wear the Queen's old knickers. I mean... O_o

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What I found amusing was the implication that whoever bought them would actually *wear* them. waaat? I'm assuming it would go to a collector, perhaps one who had an interest in the royal family and such. Not some broad who just wants to wear the Queen's old knickers. I mean... O_o

When I saw it I pictured a uptight businessman dancing around his room like a fairy in them.

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so, how many times did her majesty had her period in them .... have been washed .... farted, skidmarked ahhahhha and so on ...

hmmmmmmmm ... really the collector would keep them as a museum piece .... hei .. Middleton's thongs would be more interesting .....

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Queen Elizabeth's dirty, old undies will have a new home ... after a mystery panty raider snatched 'em up at an Internet auction for $18k.

The knickers had been placed on eBay by the estate of the late"Baron" Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi ... who had claimed he came into possession of the undergarments after they were left on a private plane when the Queen visited Chile in 1968.

But after a cyber auction consisting of 18 total bids, one lucky mystery buyer emerged victorious. So far, his identity has not been revealed ... and we're guessing it probably won't be.

Long live the Queen ... and her panties.

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