Hum Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 PORT ST. LUCIE, Florida -- A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought. It happened Thursday morning at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie. Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself. Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh. Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges. source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azspeedbullet Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 looks like he wont be able to enjoy sex in his later life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japlabot Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Another Darwin award! Steven P. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted September 12, 2012 Member Share Posted September 12, 2012 Another Darwin award! You have to die doing something dumb to be a Darwin Award candidate. If this one keeps trying I feel sure he will get there one day. Charisma 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahhell Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 You have to die doing something dumb to be a Darwin Award candidate. If this one keeps trying I feel sure he will get there one day. Technically he did remove himself from the gene pool so it should count as a Darwin unless, of course, he has one super nut. Charisma and Steven P. 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hum Posted September 12, 2012 Author Share Posted September 12, 2012 You have to die doing something dumb to be a Darwin Award candidate. If this one keeps trying I feel sure he will get there one day. ^ Perhaps he could clean guns for the troops in Afghanistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myxomatosis Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Cleaning a loaded gun: what a great idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Mirumir Subscriber¹ Posted September 12, 2012 Subscriber¹ Share Posted September 12, 2012 You have to die doing something dumb to be a Darwin Award candidate. If this one keeps trying I feel sure he will get there one day. No, you just have to make sure you don't pass on your genes :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 12, 2012 Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2012 Another Darwin award! Exactly what I was thinking while reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Poster Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Technically he did remove himself from the gene pool so it should count as a Darwin unless, of course, he has one super nut. yes you are correct he can no longer breed so darwin award !! I Think people should really start sending this stuff to families of the people who died doing something stupid or to the people who shot off their own dick..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeTobacco Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Technically he did remove himself from the gene pool so it should count as a Darwin unless, of course, he has one super nut. Nowhere did the article say he can no longer reproduce so no way to tell from what was said if he is a candidate at this point. One regular nut is more than enough to get someone pregnant. Chances are lowered, but you are not completely removed from the gene pool yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remixedcat Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 expersexchangedotcom could have gotten a friendly person on a friendly website to help with that instead of jumping the gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 12, 2012 Administrators Share Posted September 12, 2012 instead of jumping the gun lol! Charisma and remixedcat 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ir0nw0lf Subscriber² Posted September 12, 2012 Subscriber² Share Posted September 12, 2012 This is not the kind of gun control that usually gets talked about around here. :pinch: remixedcat 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Nothing to see here, just natural selection doing its thing. Nice title though hum :p remixedcat and Charisma 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party. I really don't have to make further comment, do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charisma Veteran Posted September 12, 2012 Veteran Share Posted September 12, 2012 Nothing to see here, just natural selection doing its thing. Nice title though hum :p Yeah, the title is all fun and games until a co-worker wanders by and sees you reading that... :laugh: "Luuuucccyyy (or should I call you Lucius now?), you got some 'splainin to dooo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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