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You forgot the hour later-- box- and the 4 hour later box

Hour later-

Boss asks the guy's "Still compiling"

the guys are eating their lunch - and reply

"Nah - Debugging"

Then the final box....

Four hours later-

You guys done yet? boss asks

then guys are in hammocks and reply-

"nope... installing" (or testing)

Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real programmers think there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those, who thought this was a joke about binary :)

Some more of my favorites:

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

- Robert Firth

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.

? Nathan Myhrvold

Programmers don't die, they just GO SUB without RETURN.

? ?

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Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

Glassed Silver:mac

See, I hate when it's the exact same thing except there is a second post by the same person saying:

"Never mind, fixed it." With no explaination of how in the **** they fixed it.

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