Ready for the apocalypse?

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chrisj1968

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yawn... I'm going to make chicken wings and watch all the freaks and wierdos make laughing jokes of themselves...

24 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.

2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?

4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

7 For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

8 All these are the beginning of sorrows.

9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

10 And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

12 And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

13 But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

14 And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

16 Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:

17 Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:

18 Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.

19 And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!

20 But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.

23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.

24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

25 Behold, I have told you before.

26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

33 So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

34 Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

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redvamp128

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They never translated the center and that is what it says _- two hands with a dunce cap- means don't forget to rewind.

That is what the big hands in the middle means... not the end of the world but -- take your hands and turn the wheel to restart the calendar.

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FloatingFatMan

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Yup! I've got 3 years worth of food, a bomb proof bunker, A couple .45's .357's, M-16's, Shotguns, flamethrowers, rocket launchers, atom bombs, hydrogen bombs, and a few cups of red matter laying down down in my basement locked, loaded, and ready to get some. You guys? :rofl:

What part about "End of the WORLD" didn't you understand? What, you think there's going to be a zombie apocalypse that you can survive? Duuuude. It's the END OF THE WORLD! :rofl:

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End of the world officially happens 3 hours from now Sydney, Australia time.

If it is the end, Rappy, please spam posts and get me up to 90k posts too once I die. Cheers bud.

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hooko22

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Pretty sure I read something that back in June Archeologists found the next calendar, but strangely everyone has ignored it

http://www.universet...dar-doesnt-end/

Hey scientific theories and evidence has no place here. My gut tells me so!

3 mins. I love you guys. Nice knowing ya all!

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Detection

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I'm afraid the armageddon has already reached that host mate, the link doesn't work. ;)

Yes it does, maybe the apocalypse has hit your ISP :p

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Thousands of people have gathered at ancient ruins in Central America and elsewhere in anticipation of what they believe will be the end of the world.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20803579

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Detection

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When it hit 0 the site started to shake and exploded, then said 404 error connection to server lost, then began counting backwards

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EDIT - If you hit "DEMO" on that site it shows what happened at the end of the countdown

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