Megan Fox joins Michael Bay's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"


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Ok, I know this will most likely suck (because: Michael Bay) .... BUT - all you hating on it, what if it got an 80%+ RT score? What if it was a good movie?

Would you really refuse to see it because it butchers the old comic & cartoon?

Ok, I know this will most likely suck (because: Michael Bay) .... BUT - all you hating on it, what if it got an 80%+ RT score? What if it was a good movie?

Would you really refuse to see it because it butchers the old comic & cartoon?

If by some miracle it isn't awful then yes i'd consider going to see it, but with Ms Fox in there, it's on the way to being craptacular

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he must've owed her a favor, she hasnt had any work in a really long time it seems.

First thing that popped into my mind... Unless she's learned her lesson (I highly doubt it) and decided to act and stop trying to be a diva which she clearly isn't. (Elizabeth Taylor)

They should have used April O'Neil for the part, she'd be a much better fit

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Good point, I remember the original cartoon as well, boy was she hot and busty, (She-ra who?)

Well he already decimated one part of my childhood with his reboot of Transformers - lets see if he can ruin TMNT too..

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I can't stand when she smiles.

Well he already decimated one part of my childhood with his reboot of Transformers - lets see if he can ruin TMNT too..

Have you rewatched the transformers cartoon (original) as an adult. They are horrible.

I can't stand when she smiles.

Have you rewatched the transformers cartoon (original) as an adult. They are horrible.

I tried, and can confirm it is horrible. Nostalgia messes with your memory.

he must've owed her a favor, she hasnt had any work in a really long time it seems.

It seems she apologised... :) On the other had, she recently got more than 2 million dollars just to spend some time down here in Brazil during Carnival, courtesy of some beer maker... I may never understand this celebrity/famous people business...

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