Does 'Bible's' Satan look like Obama ?

[Josh the Nerd]

I like this story. God kills some innocent bystanders and plagues his most devout with grief just to tell Satan "I told you so" but it's okay because people are commodities that can be replaced two fold.

Read again.

"And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD."

God let Satan attack. Satan killed Job's children wanting to tell God "I told you so."

[Sentron]

Yep, he's the anti-Christ, this thread proves it. :cool:

[Som]

some people have waaaay too much time on their hands....

[John S. Veteran]

thread cleaned - take the religious discussion to the official topic thanks ;)

[Growled Member]

Now Obama knows who his real daddy is. :p

So old Lucifer is a baby daddy? :p

[TPreston]

I wonder if the next episode will cover the zombie apocalypse

⁵¹And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

⁵²And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

⁵³And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

⁵⁴ And one did say thriller! Thriller at night And no one's gonna save you From the beast about to strike!

To make up for the local historians at the time who were too busy to report on the zombie danceoff