Bigfoot body to be shown at News conference

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SAN ANTONIO -- Nearly a year ago a self-described professional Bigfoot hunter claimed to have shot and killed one of the creatures in San Antonio.

The alleged incident was featured in a documentary released last year that left more questions than answers.

On Thursday Rick Dyer finally released pictures of the alleged beast's body.

"Bigfoot is 100 percent real -- there's no question about that," Dyer said.

Dyer claims he shot and killed the mythical creature in a wooded area on the northwest side near Loop 1604 and Highway 151 in early September 2012.

Until Thursday Dyer never provided any proof beyond a grainy video clip he shot of the big beast outside his tent. More video was included in the documentary "Shooting Bigfoot," but it failed to impress skeptics.

Following a lengthy battle with his investors, Dyer said he was finally able to reclaim the body.

"I have been worried for so long. I have been put off for so long, and finally we went up to Washington (state) and we got the body," Dyer said. "Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body -- from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans. It is the real deal. It's Bigfoot and Bigfoot's here, and I shot it and now I'm proving it to the world."

Dyer has let more than 100 people see the body up close and recorded their reactions.

"We wanted to get people's reactions, make them believers, and we did it to over a 130 people," Dyer said. "We definitely made them believers."

Despite a history of past Bigfoot hoaxes, Dyer insists he's not fooling around this time.

"Bigfoot is not a tooth fairy -- Bigfoot is real," Dyer said. "The most important thing to me is being vindicated, letting people know that I am the best Bigfoot tracker in the world and it's not just me saying it."

Dyer plans to hold a news conference in the coming days, where he will show the full body and release the test results.

Following the big reveal, Dyer plans to take the body on tour across the U.S., Mexico and Canada.  He said he will charge a small fee to view the body.

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Following the big reveal, Dyer plans to take the body on tour across the U.S., Mexico and Canada.  He said he will charge a small fee to view the body.

 

 

Oh goodie. Its been about 90 years since there's been a good traveling sideshow. Maybe they'll have the Fiji Mermaid on display, too.

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Professional big foot hunter, killing the one and only thing he's been after to only charge a small amount of money instead of selling a potentially live specimen for thousand times the amount he could ever make on his wannabe Barnum and Bailey's sideshow. He's living the dream.

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Crazy guy jacked up on god knows what late one night...with a gun...and shot a harry homeless guy.  Figured he shot Bigfoot, tossed homeless guy in a freezer for a year and started telling stories.  I suspect he will be arrested and charged for murder shortly after the news conference.

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This is one of the guys who made claims about having a body in the Summer of 2008 and was proven to be a hoax - they even held a press conference and everything making bold claims that it was real. They even managed to swindle 50 grand out of some guy in exchange for a fake body that was composed of a Halloween costume with animal entrails stuffed in it.

 

I won't be surprised when it's proven to be complete and utter bulls**t.

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How about getting a team of scientists to acertain the authenticity of this claim? Instead of going on tours? Just saying...

Joke will be on him when a cop strips down the sasquatch suit and finds a dead guy.

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Next we will see that our best hunter in the world Dyer hunts the monster of Lockness. The monster's body will be shown for  a  "small fee" !

They actually do this in Romania. Priests bring a casket filled with bones, bones wich were collected from the Dead Sea and "wich represent a Holy Man's remains". For a small fee, you can touch them so you'll receive luck in return , Orthodox luck.

If these things go well.. I'll hunt a damn UFO with a spoon.

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The thing is, that bigfoot looks almost human except with the hair and how tall it is, but other then that this guy is a real murderer , he has no right to kill something living just because it is different.

If this is real and not a hoax then this guy should go to jail even get the chair. It could be that he just destroyed another complete species. Why ? to prove he his a a**hole. ***Professional bigfoot hunter ya right!

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what scares me is the government allow people who believes in fairies to walk around armed with assault rifles.

 

if only he had shot a werewolf, i think they go back to human form when they got shot with a silver bullet, at least the old ones... would be a good excuse for having a corpse in your car :D

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