Computer viruses - Made in India

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COMPUTER VIRUSES - MADE IN INDIA

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India. Better beware of them.

Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66 Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deliberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing.

V.P.Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus.

Sukh Ram Virus: This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and then executes them.

Tamizhkudimagan Virus: This virus makes sure that only programs written in the Tamil Language are executed.

Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those programs that were written by vegetarians.

Advani Virus: This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing "Jai Shri Ram" 108 times.

K.P.S. Gill Virus: Only ladies need to worry about this virus. Every now and then the users get a whack, you know where.

Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU's birthday.

Deve Gowda Virus: The main characteristic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources, and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not.

Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible, while the main virus claims that it is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working, this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.

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Nowin Virus v1.1.2 : It randomly increases post count to 1000/2000/3000 of some user and then makes a new thread in "general Discussion" titled "w00t .. 1000/2000/3000 posts !! I'm soo l33t"

Neowin Virus v1.2.0 Professional: It randomly changes users' post counts to 1000, 3000, 5000, or 10000. If you have more than that, it will be decreased. The thread is also created for each thousand before that number. :D :D

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