Meet HUM, the world's first...

[Ice_Blue]

... artificially intelligent vibrator   

My apologies, Hum. Meant in jest.

[Draconian Guppy]

@Hum  they found you!

[Hum]

sending good vibrations to DG

[+Red King Subscriber²]

Someone's a ladies man.

[Sszecret Veteran]

That's...not at all what I expected. Huh. I mean, Hum. 

[macoman]

Hum, the world's first human centipede