20 things to do in a drive-thru lane

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1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

And not one of them funny! Fantastic!

[dougkinzinger]

LOL @ #16!! :D

[Riz360]

ditto

not one

[matt74441]

You really shouldn't do any of that in a drive thru. Some of those could lead you into a run-in with the cops.

[mariusu]

And not one of them funny! Fantastic!

yay :pinch:

[Spyder Veteran]

it would have been a lot more funny if these were things that someone above 18 might actually do

[EZRecovery]

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

This is soooo true, I worked @ many fast food places, I remember working on drive-thru window and calling my co-workers to look at the female in the car after the order was placed. :yes:

If it was Taco Bell, they had a speaker close to the grill area that everyone was able to hear the person that was ordering, when the co-workers would hear a sexy voice, they would run to the window to look @ the female :rofl:

[PrntScrn]

number 19 was the only semi-halfway-decent one.

[neokitten]

LOL!

[Hum]

:laugh: I hand them Canadian money then swear at them in French if they don't accept it.

Dying to try this: Remove the burger from the bun and demand a replacement.

[sjiggag23]

they all suck

[Guol]

geez nice 1's. ill try them next time at maccas!!!!!!!!!!!

[notchbak]

the explitives can get u in big trouble.. i know !

[yanman]

LOL, my friends and I have tried this one (it's soo funny when you do it)

At the Drive-Thru speaker, after they ask "Hi, may I take your order?" you start mumblimg your order or pretend you have a speaking disorder. Depending on the person serving you, they might get all embarrassed and say "Sorry sir, I can't hear you properly" or "Sorry sir, I can't understand what you're saying, can you please repeat it?" This is when you raise your voice but continue mumbling, eventually they'll tell you to drive to the window to make an order.

It's really funny, you should try it.

[Longsiege]

Haha all of those are hysterical.

A personal one that I have seen done from the car infront of me was sooooo funny. Basically a bunch of guys (teenagers) planned this before hand. 2 of the guys who were ethnic minorities went up to order the food while a third (white guy) pretended to be walking down the street. As the guys in the car pulled up to get the order the guy who was pretending to just be walking crept closer to the window. As the mcdonald's person handed the order out the window.. just at the point where the person in the car had a hand on the bag and the person from the window had a hand on the bag the white guy comes running through and rips the bag out of both thier hands and runs off.... The guys in the care act as if they've been robbed and give a small chase. The guy in Mcdonalds and everybody in the drive-thru line are crying with laughter. Mcdonalds eventually refunded their order and we saw the white guy meet up with the other two in another parking lot a block over. THye basically got mcdonalds at 1/2 price!

[enigma-penguin Veteran]

ive seen ppl try to burp their orders... it isnt pretty ~_~

[themartin]

2. Drive through backwards.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".

i currently work at a fast food, heres me reactions.

#2 been done before, the manager didn't like that all that much (she yelled at them :p )

#6 can't say ive actully seen someone walk thru but kids have came thru on bikes

#7 some times one my my managers is speaking in the foreign language. just last week she cussed me out in a foreign language

#13 would would actully be kind of funny

#19 where i work we dont really go by there voice, if the girl is good lookin the money taker well tell us, then we all run over to have a look

[ShaneSparky_YYZ]

I've done #13 before, it was so funny, the woman couldn't even look at us, she was so shoxked and didn't know what to do, haha :) Fun times.

[CatnipOligarchy]

none of those are any good really.. probably because ive worked in fast food before. drive thru is the devil

[Lantian]

:laugh: god damn th@'s funny :laugh:

[snippet1]

I almost choked with laughter! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No idea why :huh:.

[NetGX]

lol that was really funny

[jardragon901]

I'm a manager at a local Mcdonald's, and none of those are really that funny, I have to deal with ###### like that everyday*sigh*.

[AQUaDeX]

this works at the usual fast food shops too, I'm gonna try this next time... :D

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."